“ | Why did you bring me here if you're going to replace my statue? | ” |
— Laird Ladd's Unlock Message
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Laird Ladd is a limited-time premium character released on September 21, 2016, as part of the Season Premiere 2016 Event. He is unlocked upon completion of Retro Lard Lad.
Jobs[]
Regular[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Pay for Groceries with a Check | 105 26 |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | |
Beg for Old Job | 105 26 |
60m | Retro Lard Lad | |
Pose Like Lard | 260 70 |
4h | - | |
Nap in the Brown House | 420 105 |
8h | Brown House | |
Try to Stay Relevant | 600 150 |
12h | - | |
Retire with Grace | 1000 225 |
24h | Retirement Castle |
Event Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Receive Severance in Gift Cards | 2 55 |
3h | New Lard Lad | Battle of the Brands Pt. 2 | |
Steal Supply Closet Gift Cards | 2 55 |
3h | New Lard Lad | Battle of the Brands Pt. 3 | |
Take Hours to Choose a Gift Card | 2 55 |
3h | Kwik-E-Mart | Battle of the Brands Pt. 4 | |
Take Pension in Gift Cards | 2 55 |
3h | New Lard Lad | Battle of the Brands Pt. 5 | |
Spitefully Buy Up Gift Cards | 2 55 |
3h | Kwik-E-Mart | Battle of the Brands Pt. 6 |
Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Prove He's Still Got It | 600 150 |
12h | - | Death of a Spokesman Pt. 2 |
Trivia[]
- He reappeared during the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event as dialogue to promote a donuts sale. It utilized topical humor in reference to the Dunkin Donuts chain recently removing the word "donuts" from their brand name.