"Look, you want to tell your story..." "I wanna class up my image." "What if we shoot a documentary? Show the world who you really are." "-and then charge the world double for network re-broadcast rights."
"That sounds perfect – though I think you're way off the re-broadcast thing. No one gets double."
"Trust me, I got ways to trick people into giving me exactly what I want." "Speaking of which, would you mind signing this iron-clad contract?"
"Keep it down! The Mutant thinks we're shooting a documentary." "We'll just digitally replace the garbage he's eating with tiny animated people." "Although we're gonna have to edit out all the time he stops to pet that alley cat."
"Now ve are varmed up – first exercise." "I will shout, “Get avay from my daughter you ugly slug” and you roar as if a military helicopter has dumped a load of acid on your head." "We will repeat zis exercise until the sound guy says we've got it clean."
"You tricked me! I trusted you and you made another Mutant-Bashing Horror movie."
"There's an old Hollywood adage:" “Don't let ‘em make a documentary of your life or they'll just use the footage to make a Space Mutant gore-fest.” "But hey, the movie is a huge hit. Come by the studio and pick up your check."