Like A B.O.S
A Happy Meal
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Content Update

Winter 2016 Event

Level Required


Release Date

December 18, 2016

Number of Quests


Preceded by

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2

Succeeded by

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark

Like A B.O.S and A Happy Meal were part of the main questline of the Winter 2016 Event. They were available only to those players that completed Yule Love It! (Act 1).

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Like A B.O.S Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section
A Happy Meal Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers
Unlock Satyr Willie

Dialogue Edit

Like A B.O.S Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon I think we need to mix up our offerings to the gods. I was thinking we could start collecting milk...
Willie Angry Icon Milk? MILK? I'm not going ta give a bunch of raving, bloodthirsty Pagan gods milk.
Lisa Deadpan Icon At least it's historically accurate.
Willie Angry Icon So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
Willie Icon Inside this book, first published by an English dude in the 1950s, we will find the most ancient secrets of Pagan magic.
Willie Icon If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Annoyed Icon This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
Willie Icon So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
Lisa Confused Icon Willie... you CAN read, right?
Willie Icon Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.

A Happy Meal Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Satyr Willie Icon All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
Moe Icon Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
Lisa Sad Icon Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
Moe Icon I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Stupid old gods. What rubes.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Mouthfull Icon Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
Moe Icon Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
Collect Books of Shadows and Chicken Fingers, then exchange them for Brooches at Springfield Henge!
— System Message.