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Look What the Cat Dragged In
Unlock crazycatlady

Level Required

1

Number of Quests

5

Look What the Cat Dragged In is a quest chain that is begun once the player unlocks Crazy Cat Lady.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1 Make Crazy Cat Lady Throw Cats 12h
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2 Make Crazy Cat Lady Polish her Degrees (With Cats) 4h
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3 Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat 8h
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4 Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently 60m
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5 Make Crazy Cat Plan a Cat Revolution 24h

DialogueEdit

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Welcome back to Springfield, Eleanor Abemathy!"
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "Aiiririarrr!"
Lisa Icon "Sorry, I didn't get that. Could you say it again, and maybe not hurl cats at me while you do?"
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "Airhgruuugh!"
Lisa Icon "I know that behind that endless barrage of cats and babble lies the mind of an intelligent woman, I have to find a way to talk to you!"
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "Flumliilirajodamogh!"
Lisa Icon "Ow! Cats hurt, you know."

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "Aisiijelkrrr! Flamphumph!"
Lisa Icon "Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24... reduced to this. So sad."
Professor Frink Icon "Perhaps I can be of assistance!"
"I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I'm-so-so-lonely-person."
Lisa Icon "Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady?"
Professor Frink Icon "Nooooooooo... Or rather, yes, so much! It's comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical!"
Lisa Icon "Ew."
Professor Frink Icon "It is "ew!" No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do..."

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon "You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady's babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves."
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "Blauidiioeummmmaaah!"
Professor Frink Icon "Good glayvin, you're intoxicating."
Lisa Icon "That's incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?"
Professor Frink Icon "I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space."
"But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom -- cat translator."
"Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we'll begin."

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "Aiisenbloooossunaaai!"
Lisa Icon "Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us!"
Professor Frink Icon "I believe the translation is coming through now..."
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "...CAT!...CAT GOOD DOG BAD!..."
Lisa Icon "Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you know. What do you want to say to us?"
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "...CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES!"
Lisa Icon "Ow! Eleanor, there's no more need to throw cats -- you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt."
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW!"

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!"
Lisa Icon *sigh* "Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye."
Crazy Cat Lady Icon "CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! ... IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER 'ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY."
"THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS."
"SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH -- AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS -- WILL BE OURS!!!"
"FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!!"

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