“ | Beware the Popeye-esque arm of the law. | ” |
— Lou's unlock message.
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Lou is a character in the Civil Servants collection. He is unlocked with the S.W.A.T. Van along with Eddie.
About[]
Lou is an officer of Springfield Police Department and by far, the most intelligent and competent officer of the Springfield Police. He is under the command of the corrupt Chief Wiggum, and often takes the time to point out Wiggum's mistakes (often while a crime—or the pursuit of a criminal—is still in progress).
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Jobs[]
Regular[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Trip to Lard Lad | 15 5 |
5m | Lard Lad Donuts | |
Study Evidence | 70 17 |
60m | Police Station | |
Security Work | 135 35 |
3h | Nero's Palace Casino | |
Pursue Criminals | 175 45 |
4h | - | |
Drink at Moe's | 275 70 |
8h | Moe's Tavern | |
Enjoy a Diner Meal | 420 105 |
8h | Cora's Diner | |
Respond to a Call About Creepers | 30 60 |
8h | L.A. Body Works | |
Interview Suspects | 420 100 |
12h | - | |
Stake Out in the S.W.A.T. Van | 600 150 |
24h | S.W.A.T. Van |
Event Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Investigate the Case | 10 3 |
5m | Police Station | Round Up the Usual Suspects | |
(Reluctantly) Investigate (Bogus) Case | 175 45 |
4h | Police Station | Coptoberfest Pt. 1 |
Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Attend Court Hearing | 175 45 |
4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 | |
Teach Reform School | 175 45 |
4h | Springfield Elementary | Crackdown Pt. 5 | |
Go to Stu's Disco | 275 70 |
8h | Stu's Disco | Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 | |
Eat at Luigi's | 275 70 |
8h | Luigi's | Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 | |
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita | 420 100 |
12h | Fleet-A-Pita Van | The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 | |
Investigate Corruption | 420 100 |
12h | Police Station | Springfield Confidential Pt. 4 |
Krustyland[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Visit Duff Pavilion | 21 17 |
60m | Duff Pavilion | |
Ride Krusty’s Giant Wheel | 33 27 |
2h | Krusty's Giant Wheel | |
Ride the Viking Boat | 52 45 |
4h | Viking Boat Ride | |
Overload a Plate at the One Plate Buffet | 60 50 |
5h | One Plate Maximum Buffet | |
Ride the Eyeballs of Death | 82 70 |
8h | Eyeballs of Death | |
Eat at the Food Needle | 126 100 |
12h | The Food Needle | |
Ride Mount Krustmore | 300 225 |
24h | Mt. Krustmore |
Limited Time[]
Job name | Income | XP | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Eat at a Restaurant | 17 | 45 | 4h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 | |
Enjoy a Beer | 17 | 45 | 4h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 | |
Drink Craft Beer | 175 | 45 | 4h | O'Flanagan's Pub | O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 | |
Shop for Loved Ones | 22 | 55 | 6h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 | |
Overeat | 27 | 70 | 8h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 | |
Drink Too Much | 27 | 70 | 8h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 | |
Hunt for the Simpsons | 27 | 70 | 8h | Homes | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 | |
Stampede Stores | 42 | 100 | 12h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 | |
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash | 500 | 110 | 16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 | |
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 600 | 150 | 24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 |
Quotes[]
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"Hey, that's assault!!" | "Time for Lou to bring peace!" | "Ah, this job sucks!" | "Yeah! That's how we do things in Springfield!" |
"I like to hold my gun sideways. It, eh, looks so cool." | "I'll knock this thing into yesterday!" | "This is more of Eddie's Forte, but uh, I'll try." | "Damn, I'm good!" |
"The best part of being a cop is giving jerks a comeuppance." | |||
"Aside from my gun, what makes me feel like a man is my enormous genitals." |