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Love in a Time of Scurvy
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Content Update

Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

June 23, 2017

Number of Quests

6

Preceded By

It's About Time
Walk Like an Egyptian

Love in a Time of Scurvy was the main questline during Act 3 of the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 1 Make Homer Tempt Fate 4h Eye Patch Icon600
XP10
Lisa
Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 2 Make Homer Assemble a Crew
Make Springfielders Join Homer's Crew (x5)
4h
4h
Eye Patch Icon600
XP10
Homer
Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 3 Make Homer Teach the Ways of the Pirate
Make Springfielders Learn the Ways of the Pirate (x5)
4h
4h
Eye Patch Icon600
XP10
Homer
Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4 Make Homer's Crew Fight With Future Technology (x5) 4h Eye Patch Icon600
XP10
Homer
Homercoming Make Homer Live Happily Ever After With Ned 4h Eye Patch Icon600
XP10
Homer
The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 3 Make Homer Say Goodbye 4h Eye Patch Icon2000
XP20
Homer

Dialogue Edit

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Alarmed Icon Eek! The town is overrun with rats!
Lisa Eyeroll Icon Ugh. Can't believe I just said “eek”.
Moe Icon You call this overrun? This ain't overrun. I can still see the floor, most places.
Homer Icon Hey, if I got rid of the rats, do you think THAT would make Marge love me again?
Moe Sad Icon Shrug. That's how uninvested in your question I am. I'm actually saying the word “shrug” out loud.
Homer Happy Icon I'll take that as a "yes"!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Scream Icon Heeeeeelp! Raaaaaaats!
Homer Surprised Icon Marge!
Artie Ziff Pirate Icon It's pronounced Marrrrrge, ye beached whale. And that's me girl yer talkin' too.
Homer Annoyed Icon Alternate Timeline Pirate Artie Ziff!
Artie Ziff Pirate Icon That's Arrrrrtie -- with five rrrrrs. I'll hear if you miss one.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon This is it! I can make Marge love me if I save her from a life of hatch-battening, parrot-swabbing, and buckle-swashing.

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon I'm assembling a pirate crew, and I need recruits!
Lenny Annoyed Icon What are the terms of employment? I've been cheated by pirates before. Unbelievable, I know, but true.
Homer Icon I'm looking for fifty good men. Every man gets 100% of all booty plundered.
Lenny Icon Make it 110%, and you've got yerself a crew.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Carl Icon Your men are ready to fight and die for you, Cap'n Homer. What are your orders?
Homer Serious Icon Shiver those timbers, men! Hoist up the keel! Avast those mateys! We're huntin' Ziffs!

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon If we're to stand a chance against Pirate Captain Ziff, my crew, we'll need to sharpen yer skills.
Carl Icon You mean like sailing, sword fighting, and swashbuckling?
Homer Icon I was thinking more of drinking rum, sea shanties, and drinking grog.
Moe Sad Icon Can we skip the shanties?
Homer Happy Icon Done and done. Begin training montage!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Drunk Icon I love you guys. I mean -- *hic!* -- fifty lashes to the first one of ye that forgets to tip his cap at me, but still... I love you guys.

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Sad Icon Homer, we're running out of rum, we keep sailing in circles, and I got scurvy. Mind you, I had it already.
Sea Captain Icon Arrrrr. As a man of the sea, I may be able to help. Let's cheat.
Homer Confused Icon Cheat? But I'm a pirate! It is simply not done!
Moe Icon What if we stop pretending we're in pirate times, and we use modern guns, radar, and computers to take down our foe?
Homer Surprised Icon Wait, we have access to those? Know what? Fine. You do a time travel story, this is what you get.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Artie Ziff Pirate Icon This isn't the last you've heard of me! I shall return in Pirates of Springfield 2: On Dumber Tides!

Homercoming Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Marge? Marge, honey, I'm home!
Ned Icon Well hidely-ho, fellow flatmate. Who's this Marge fella you're jabbering on about?
Homer Surprised Icon Flanders?! We live together? Is Jesus okay with this?
Ned Icon Who cares? You know I'm an atheist.
Homer Proud Icon Wow. I miss Marge, but I gotta admit -- it's pretty great hearing you say that.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Sarcastic Icon I must go try to find my Margie, stupid atheist Flanders. But please know I will always detest you slightly less than regular you.

The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon Moe, gimme a beer, and keep ‘em coming. I'll never get back to my Springfield. Or my Marge.
Moe Shocked Icon Homer Simpson?! Since when do YOU drink?
Homer Sad Icon Of all the Springfields in all the multiverse, I gotta end up in the only one where I'm not cool.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon Marjorie, I don't know if we'll ever be together, but I want you to know you're the most wonderful thing that never happened to me.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Selma Annoyed Icon Out of the way, fatso.
Homer Skeptical Icon Let me guess, now WE'RE married?
Marge Icon Homer, Patty and Selma are here for our anniversary.
Homer Surprised Icon Marge! I did it? I found a world where we're together?
Marge Happy Icon Of course we're together! How could I forget the man who traveled back in time to say I love you?
Congratulations! You’ve saved Homer’s marriage for what will undoubtedly be the last time… until the next time.
 
— System Message.


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