Love in a Time of Scurvy

Love in a Time of Scurvy
Content Update	Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	June 23, 2017
Number of Quests	6
Preceded By	It's About Time Walk Like an Egyptian

Love in a Time of Scurvy was the main questline during Act 3 of the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 1	Make Homer Tempt Fate	4h	600 10	Lisa
Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 2	Make Homer Assemble a Crew Make Springfielders Join Homer's Crew (x5)	4h 4h	600 10	Homer
Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 3	Make Homer Teach the Ways of the Pirate Make Springfielders Learn the Ways of the Pirate (x5)	4h 4h	600 10	Homer
Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4	Make Homer's Crew Fight With Future Technology (x5)	4h	600 10	Homer
Homercoming	Make Homer Live Happily Ever After With Ned	4h	600 10	Homer
The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 3	Make Homer Say Goodbye	4h	2000 20	Homer

Dialogue

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Eek! The town is overrun with rats!
	Ugh. Can't believe I just said “eek”.
	You call this overrun? This ain't overrun. I can still see the floor, most places.
	Hey, if I got rid of the rats, do you think THAT would make Marge love me again?
	Shrug. That's how uninvested in your question I am. I'm actually saying the word “shrug” out loud.
	I'll take that as a "yes"!

All Objectives Started

Character	Dialogue
	Heeeeeelp! Raaaaaaats!
	Marge!
	It's pronounced Marrrrrge, ye beached whale. And that's me girl yer talkin' too.
	Alternate Timeline Pirate Artie Ziff!
	That's Arrrrrtie -- with five rrrrrs. I'll hear if you miss one.

End

Character	Dialogue
	This is it! I can make Marge love me if I save her from a life of hatch-battening, parrot-swabbing, and buckle-swashing.

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I'm assembling a pirate crew, and I need recruits!
	What are the terms of employment? I've been cheated by pirates before. Unbelievable, I know, but true.
	I'm looking for fifty good men. Every man gets 100% of all booty plundered.
	Make it 110%, and you've got yerself a crew.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Your men are ready to fight and die for you, Cap'n Homer. What are your orders?
	Shiver those timbers, men! Hoist up the keel! Avast those mateys! We're huntin' Ziffs!

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	If we're to stand a chance against Pirate Captain Ziff, my crew, we'll need to sharpen yer skills.
	You mean like sailing, sword fighting, and swashbuckling?
	I was thinking more of drinking rum, sea shanties, and drinking grog.
	Can we skip the shanties?
	Done and done. Begin training montage!

End

Character	Dialogue
	I love you guys. I mean -- *hic!* -- fifty lashes to the first one of ye that forgets to tip his cap at me, but still... I love you guys.

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Homer, we're running out of rum, we keep sailing in circles, and I got scurvy. Mind you, I had it already.
	Arrrrr. As a man of the sea, I may be able to help. Let's cheat.
	Cheat? But I'm a pirate! It is simply not done!
	What if we stop pretending we're in pirate times, and we use modern guns, radar, and computers to take down our foe?
	Wait, we have access to those? Know what? Fine. You do a time travel story, this is what you get.

End

Character	Dialogue
	This isn't the last you've heard of me! I shall return in Pirates of Springfield 2: On Dumber Tides!

Homercoming

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Marge? Marge, honey, I'm home!
	Well hidely-ho, fellow flatmate. Who's this Marge fella you're jabbering on about?
	Flanders?! We live together? Is Jesus okay with this?
	Who cares? You know I'm an atheist.
	Wow. I miss Marge, but I gotta admit -- it's pretty great hearing you say that.

End

Character	Dialogue
	I must go try to find my Margie, stupid atheist Flanders. But please know I will always detest you slightly less than regular you.

The Time Traveler's Wife Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Moe, gimme a beer, and keep ‘em coming. I'll never get back to my Springfield. Or my Marge.
	Homer Simpson?! Since when do YOU drink?
	Of all the Springfields in all the multiverse, I gotta end up in the only one where I'm not cool.

All Objectives Started

Character	Dialogue
	Marjorie, I don't know if we'll ever be together, but I want you to know you're the most wonderful thing that never happened to me.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Out of the way, fatso.
	Let me guess, now WE'RE married?
	Homer, Patty and Selma are here for our anniversary.
	Marge! I did it? I found a world where we're together?
	Of course we're together! How could I forget the man who traveled back in time to say I love you?

“	Congratulations! You’ve saved Homer’s marriage for what will undoubtedly be the last time… until the next time.	”
	— System Message.