"So you want me to deliver this "head of lettuce" in a bag to Herman's Antiques? What could this possibly be for?"
"I didn't hire you to question me. Just do as I say, and everything will be fine."
"Alright... I suppose it is just the heads of lettuce are a little heavier in Italy... Ten pounds heavier!"
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Character
Dialogue
"I-ah, see that you guys in the food business are serious."
"I have a message from "Little Caesar", it says "Choose your friends more wisely in the future.""
"I think you have the wrong guy. I don't have any friend, just acquaintances."
"Uhhhh... I don't know any other Hermans in this town. I am sure this is a message for you."
"Well at least there's something interesting in the bag. I can probably mount and sell it!"
"Thanks kid, have a good day!"
Low Costa Nostra Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Now I have a bigger job for you. I need someone to give an alibi."
"What could you possibly need an alibi for?"
"I said it before, no questions!"
"I need you to say that all day yesterday I was with you studying the fine craft of vegan burger preparation."
"If they ask about some victim's blood on my cheese grater, paring knife, pizza cutter, spatula, or my gun - say I've been looking for those items for days!"
"*gulp* I don't get paid enough for this!"
"This intership is providing you with priceless experience!"