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Magic Milhouse XXY
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Event

Burns' Casino 2016 Event

Release Date

February 23, 2016

Number of Quests

5

Main Quests

The Old Man and the 'Sino

Magic Milhouse XXY is a limited time side questline released on February 23, 2016 for the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. It requires Magic Act Milhouse.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 1 Make Magic Act Milhouse Guess the Wrong Card 4h Cash100
XP10
Milhouse
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 2 Make Milhouse Try to Finish His Trick 12h Cash100
XP10
Milhouse
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 3 Make Magic Act Milhouse Grow Teeth in Strange Directions 24h Cash100
XP10
Milhouse
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 4 Make Magic Act Milhouse Enjoy Good Customer Service 4h Cash100
XP10
Milhouse
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 5 Make Magic Act Milhouse Practice Magic 8h Cash100
XP10
Milhouse

Dialogue Edit

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Magic Act Milhouse Happy Icon Check it out, Bart! I'm a magician!
Bart Laughing Icon Yeah, I can tell by the way you entered the room and everybody but me vanished.
Magic Act Milhouse Happy Icon I got the idea from the other prize track about Cregg Demon.
Magic Act Milhouse Icon I'll be as famous as David Copperfield, as hip as Penn Gillette, and as big a ladies man as Siegfried or Roy.
Magic Act Milhouse Icon Now pick a card, any card.

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Magic Act Milhouse Excited Icon I went online and bought a great prop for my magic act. The “Box of Disappearance!”
Bart Laughing Icon Start by putting yourself in it.
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon Ha, ha. Now, observe as I open the lid. The box is empty.
Magic Act Milhouse Icon Now, give me something valuable, like your Krusty Klown Patrol ring.
Magic Act Milhouse Icon I put the ring in the box, close the lid, say “Boxo-disappearicum” and voila, the ring is gone.
Bart Happy Icon Pretty good. Now do the part where I get the ring back.
Magic Act Milhouse Scared Icon Um...

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon I tell you, Bart, I cannot get my “Box of Disappearance” to work right.
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon I've made my mom's earrings disappear, my dad's cellphone...
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon But I can't figure out how to make the box give them back.
Magic Act Milhouse Excited Icon I thought I figured it out last night. So I made my teeth retainer disappear.
Magic Act Milhouse Sad Icon I had not figured it out.

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Icon Hello, you've reached Springfield Penitentiary.
Magic Act Milhouse Sad Icon I thought this was the phone number for the “Funzo Kid Magic Prop Company.”
Snake Icon Yeah, that's me.
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon Well, I paid good money for your “Box of Disappearance” and it's not working.
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon I disappeared all this valuable stuff into it, and I can't get any of it out.
Snake Icon Please accept our humble apologies.
Snake Icon Send us the malfunctioning box, along with all the contents, and we'll immediately send a free replacement.
Magic Act Milhouse Excited Icon Free replacement? Now that's customer service!

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon So, Milhouse, you finally got back all the things you'd disappeared into Jailbird's magic box.
Magic Act Milhouse Happy Icon Yeah, my dad called the police and they searched his prison cell.
Magic Act Milhouse Scared Icon I hear they roughed him up pretty bad. Nightsticks.
Bart Icon Well, magic and fraud... they're both about tricking people.
Bart Icon The only difference is, magicians get a top hat.

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