Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People
Content Update	Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	May 30, 2018
Number of Quests	5

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People is a side questline released on May 30, 2018, during the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event. It requires the character Diane.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 1	Make Diane Go on a Firing Spree	8h	100 10	Diane
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 2	Make Diane Enjoy Cocktail Hour	4h	100 10	Diane
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 3	Make Diane Come up With "Original" Programming	4h	100 10	Diane
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 4	Make Diane Host Interviews Make Springfielders Apply for Jobs (x5)	4h 4h	100 10	Diane
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 5	Make Homer Be in the Thick of Things, Somehow	4h	200 20	Diane

Dialogue

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	My job title may say I'm a network programming executive, but really, I'm the head of a family.
	I surround myself with extraordinary minds. Doers. People who actualize what others only ideate.
	And, most importantly, people who I can stick the blame on when our ratings are in the toilet.
	NO ONE thinks firing people isn't fun, but firing family? There's nothing quite like it.

End

Character	Dialogue
	And...the town's unemployment rate creeps over 30%. Wonderful.

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Ahhhh...I love that post-firing-spree glow. Colors just seem brighter after you've crushed dreams.
	You ARE planning on filling those vacancies with other Springfielders, correct?
	Of course! But first, I have a drinks meeting scheduled with some of my subordinates.
	...who you just fired...
	When you love meetings as much as I do, it doesn't even matter if you're alone.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Eww.. I thought I ordered a Manhattan.
	They have watered-down ethanol in Manhattan!

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	A successful TV executive is ALWAYS on the hunt for original show ideas.
	Sometimes you'll be tempted to copy an idea from another network, and give it a twist.
	But that's a fool's errand: if the idea works, it doesn't NEED a twist. Duh!
	Just change the title, cast Matthew Perry in it, and you're good to go!

End

Character	Dialogue
	This fall, Matthew Perry IS... Danny Storm, Uncle of Dragons, in... "Contest of Chairs!"
	Genius!

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Now that I've created a sure-fire hit, it's time to hire some folks to blame it on when it bombs.
	Yes, good! New jobs I can take credit for creating!
	I need highly-qualified fall guys.
	Lady, that's all we got.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Homer, why should I hire you for this job?
	Because this is one of only three jobs I've never had before. The others being lead gaffer and Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
	Are you plugged in to the zeitgeist? How "up" are you on pop culture?
	Hmmm... I'd have to say "extremely".

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	So Mr. Simpson, let me explain your responsibilities as my new V.P. of Current Programming.
	Oh, I wouldn't bother.
	How do you expect to do your job if you don't know what it is?
	I don't expect to do it at all. But don't worry. I always end up in the middle of the action.
	Often for really half-baked reasons. It's called lazy writing, and it seems to work to my benefit.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Homer, you're fired.
	'Bout time, idiot!

Gallery

Diane Going on a Firing Spree.

Diane Coming up With "Original" Programming.