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Metagaming
Shadowknight unlock

Event

Clash of Clones 2014 Event

Released Date

October 2, 2014

Number of Quests

4

Level Required

12

Metagaming is a Premium Quest for Bart Simpson, with the Shadow Knight Premium costume.

QuestsEdit

Quest Task Time Triggered By
Metagaming Pt. 1 Place Shadow Knight's Throne
Make Shadow Knight Question His Existence
10h Shadow Knight
Metagaming Pt. 2 Make Shadow Knight Continue to Question His Existence 24h Shadow Knight
Metagaming Pt. 3 Make Shadow Knight Play “Swords and Slaughter” 60m Shadow Knight
Metagaming Pt. 4 Make Shadow Knight Go on a Killing Spree 12h Shadow Knight

DialogueEdit

Metagaming PrologueEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "I love this medieval life!"
“You get to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their Flanderses."
"I’m going to miss it when it’s gone."
"And the elixir. Oh God, how I’m going to miss that sweet purple, purple, purple elixir!"
"Purple."
Bart Icon "I just wish I’d gone with a different character."
"Skulking in the shadows as a goblin thief has been fun and all, but it takes me an hour every day to get into makeup."
"I want to spend an hour every day getting into armor!"
If the player does not buy the Shadow Night
Bart Icon "Aw, come on! How am I supposed to stomp noobs without the newest, overpowered store item."
If the player does buy the Shadow Night
Bart Icon "Man, this outfit comes with everything! It’s got a flaming sword, a throne with a beer stein, and it makes me three feet taller! Today, I am a man. A towering, scary man!"

Video Game Of ThronesEdit

Character Dialogue
Shadow Knight "TREMBLE BEFORE THE CHAOTIC EVIL POWER OF THE SHADOW KNIGHT!"
Milhouse Icon "Whoa, that’s your coolest outfit yet! But I don’t understand how you have it, Bart."
Shadow Knight "I AM NOT BART! I AM THE SHADOW KNIGHT — THE MOST FEARED WARRIOR IN ALL OF EARTHLAND REALMS!"
Milhouse Icon "Right. But Earthland Realms is a made-up place from a videogame."
"This is the very real place of post-apocalyptic Springfield. It doesn't make sense for you to be here."
Shadow Knight "WHAT ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN? OR KANG AND KODOS? OR CHESTER DUPREE?"
"Jeez Buzzkill-house, you’re starting to sound like my sister."

Metagaming Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Shadow Knight "PREPARE TO TASTE THE COLD STEEL OF THE SHADOW KNIGHT’S SWORD!"
Milhouse Icon "I’m not sure it’d be possible for anyone to taste anything of yours. You’re just an avatar from a videogame, remember?"
Shadow Knight "UGH! THIS AGAIN?!"
"Look, I've been thinking — what if we just admit that this is all a videogame? That’s how we got that barbarian guy in here."
Barbarian Icon "Smithers and me am talking marriage. Does Homer still do that?"
Shadow Knight "Man, I forgot how far that story went off the rails."
Milhouse Icon "But even though we’re in a videogame, you’re still from a videogame inside us."
Shadow Knight "Exactly! So we’re both from videogames. I’m just on the wrong server, or got a computer virus, or telnet-url-imdb-something…"
Milhouse Icon "Sorry Bart, but Earthland Realms isn't another game — it’s a game within the game. It can’t be real in our world because we've already defined it as fake."
Shadow Knight "You’re supposed to call me Shadow Knight."

Metagaming Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon "Still wrestling with your existence, Shadow Knight?"
Shadow Knight "It just seems so unfair. My mom was a witch. Homer’s been a million things. Even Ned Flanders got to be the devil, with kick-ass flames shooting out him!"
Milhouse Icon "I know, pretty much anyone can be anything…as long as they come from a parallel universe."
Shadow Knight "But isn't Earthland Realms a parallel universe?"
Milhouse Icon "Please, a universe can’t be parallel to the universe that contains it. It’s the first rule of story-telling. You, my friend, are fictional."
Shadow Knight "That’s it! That can be my explanation! I’m a fictional character that came to life in the real world…just like in one of those several movies where that happens!"
Milhouse Icon "Do you really want to do that story?"
Shadow Knight "No. I just want to go on a killing spree. I saw it in my task list."

Metagaming Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Shadow Knight *weary sigh*
Milhouse Icon "Where are you going, Shadow Knight?"
Shadow Knight "To kill myself by jumping off a bridge. I just have to find a road square placed over a water square."
Milhouse Icon "Don’t do that. Just because the logic of your existence is in doubt, doesn't mean you can’t have a little fun."
Shadow Knight "I’m just a game within a game. What could I do that’d be fun?"
Milhouse Icon "Play a game?"

Metagaming Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Shadow Knight "Did you see my berserker ranger kill that army of orcs? God, it was awesome!"
Milhouse Icon "I just didn't understand how a medieval knight could have lock-on targeting, or a heads-up-display, or carry so many throwing axes…"
Shadow Knight "Who cares? It reminded me of the cardinal rules of videogames — things don’t have to make sense as long as they’re fun!"
Milhouse Icon "I don’t know. I like how in Assassin’s Creed they spend the first two hours of the game explaining how you interface and abilities are from a near-future technology allowing you to replay your ancestors past encoded in the DNA of-" *getting stabbed noise*
Shadow Knight "No. What was fun about that game was what’s fun about every game...killing people!"
"THE SHADOW KNIGHT IS BACK!"

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