Military Antiques is the common name given to the two quest chains making up the Level 30 quests. The total of 13 quests consists of 2 separate quest chains - but one is shorter and embedded within the larger one. 'Military Antiques' is the main quest chain making up 9 of the 13 quests, and the quest chain 'Customers' makes up 4 of the quests.
"Hey, old man! Want to buy a gun? There's no better way to protect yourself." "After all, it's scary getting old, isn't it?"
"You have no idea! My vision's gone, I'm always forgettin' who I am, I panic in stressful situations..." "...my trigger finger itches something terrible, my aim ain't what it used be, I often mistake loved ones for dangerous intruders, I forget whether things are loaded..." "...and above all, my time on Earth is short, and I'd love to take a few people with me when I go."
"Herman, I've grown tired of my gang’s “look.” Black suits, pistols and shoulder holsters -- it’s so 1989. We need a fresh take on the mob thing." "Do you have any weapons that will create more “wow factor” for my associates?"
"A good blunderbuss never goes out of style. Of course, it only shoots one bullet every thirty seconds."
"A small price to pay for fashion. I’ll take a hundred."
"I’d like to purchase this AK-47, please. Will you need to run a background check on me?"
"Of course not. That would infringe on your Constitutional right to never be inconvenienced -- even in the tiniest, most reasonable way -- when guns are involved." "It's all part of “Gun Buyers Are To Be Hailed As Our Worthiest Heroes” Act of 2013… sponsored by the NRA."
"Great! The ready availability of guns to the public makes my job as a cop safer AND easier."
"Apu, give me a Squishee, beef jerky, and an advanced assault rifle-type weapons platform with integrated laser range finder and grenade launcher." "Something experimental like Tony Stark wishes he had."
"We don't stock guns, you overweight imbecile."
"You do realize it’s now illegal to operate a store that doesn't sell firearms?" "It’s all part of the “How Else May We Serve, Oh Wise and Powerful NRA?” Act. You’re going to jail!"
"The new battle plans are drawn. If all goes according to plan, not a single shot will be fired." "But be warned: there WILL be mild swearing, intermittent sneaking around, and a post-operation cleanup where everybody --" "and I mean EVERYBODY -- pitches in, leaving City Hall just as tidy as they found it." "If that sounds like more than you can stomach, best stay home, soldier!"