“ | Hey howya doin', ya stupid jerk | ” |
— Moe's unlock message
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Moe Szyslak is the second Business Owner unlocked, preceded by Comic Book Guy, and followed by Luigi, Lugash, and Roscoe (who is no longer obtainable). He is unlocked when the player builds his tavern, along with Marge.
About
Momar "Moe" Szyslak (pronounced "seez-lack") or Morris "Moe" Syzlak, also known as Moe the Bartender prior to Season 6, (born November 24) is the proprietor and bartender of "Moe's Tavern", a Springfield bar frequented by Homer and his friends. He is of Polish descent, although himself states to come from a family of Dutch immigrants. He has once stated that he moved to Springfield from Holland. He also owns Moe's Bagels in Colorado.
Moe is portrayed as often irritable and rude to all except his bar friends Homer, Lenny, and Carl, whom he sometimes treats as respected customers as opposed to his everyday drunks like Barney. His easy-to-lose harsh temper usually turns down women and finding a girlfriend for Moe has therefore been a running joke, from indulged sexual abstinence to unsuccessful suicide attempts to dating generally rejected women.
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Jobs
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Watch Yoga Class | 1 3 |
8m | L.A. Body Works | |
Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart | 70 17 |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | |
Lease a Shotgun | 110 27 |
2h | Ordnance Express | |
Eat at the Singing Sirloin | 135 35 |
3h | Singing Sirloin | |
Visit the Track | 135 35 |
3h | Springfield Downs | |
Gather Glass | 10 | 3h | Glass Depot | |
Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace | 175 45 |
4h | Jake's Unisex Hair Palace | |
Smuggle Endangered Species | 275 70 |
8h | - | |
Serve Drinks | 350 90 |
10h | Moe's Tavern | |
Spy on Midge | 420 100 |
12h | Shrub or Burning Bush | |
Work at Gaming Moe's | 500 125 |
16h | Gaming Moe's | |
Write Epic Poetry | 750 200 |
16h | Moe's House | |
Water Down Beer | 600 150 |
24h | Moe's Tavern |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Box | 220 54 |
2h | Willie AND Moe's Tavern | Raging Boob Pt. 5 | |
Argue Online | 275 70 |
8h | Moe's Tavern | The End of the Beginning Pt. 13 | |
Declare Lucius as his Insurance Beneficiary | 275 70 |
8h | Moe's Tavern | Raging Boob Pt. 4 | |
Tear Up Homer's Bar Tab | 420 100 |
12h | Moe's Tavern | The End of the Beginning Pt. 8 | |
Tag Along Because He is Bored | 500 110 |
16h | Ayn Rand School for Tots | The End of the Beginning Pt. 13 | |
Train on His Own | 600 150 |
24h | Moe's Tavern | Raging Boob Pt. 2 |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Buy Fireworks | 70 17 |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 | |
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving | 175 45 |
4h | Simpson House | Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 | |
Eat at a Restaurant | 17 45 |
4h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 | |
Enjoy a Beer | 17 45 |
4h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 | |
Drink Craft Beer | 175 45 |
4h | O'Flanagan's Pub | O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 | |
Shop for Loved Ones | 22 55 |
6h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 | |
Overeat | 27 70 |
8h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 | |
Drink Too Much | 27 70 |
8h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 | |
Hunt for the Simpsons | 27 70 |
8h | Homes | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 | |
Hunt for Turkeys | 420 100 |
12h | Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4 | ||
Stampede Stores | 42 100 |
12h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 | |
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash | 500 110 |
16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 | |
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 600 150 |
24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 | |
Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice | 55 200 |
1d 8h | - | Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11 |
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Quotes
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"Aw, that's great..." | "Yeah!" | "Aw jeez!" | "I mean come on now, here-!" |
"Hey!" | "Woah-hoah Yeah!" |
Costumes
Trivia
- Moe's 8-hour job Smuggle Endangered Species originally took place in Moe's Tavern, where Moe would run with his panda to the bar. This job was since updated, and Moe now simply walks around with the panda on his back.
- The job and the fact that it is visual are a reference to the episode "Cape Feare", where Moe is shown briefly to be running a Panda-smuggling operation in his back room. Later, in "The Springfield Files", he is again smuggling endangered animals, only this time it is a very large whale.
- In the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event, Moe's name was mentioned whenever a community prize was collected. Example: Everybody has helped obtain [x-amount] GOO, even Moe!