Number of Jobs
|“||Hey howya doin', ya stupid jerk||”|
— Moe's unlock message
Simpsons Wiki DesriptionEdit
Momar "Moe" Szyslak (pronounced "seez-lack") or Morris "Moe" Syzlak, also known as Moe the Bartender prior to Season 6, (born November 24) is the proprietor and bartender of "Moe's Tavern", a Springfield bar frequented by Homer Simpson and his friends. He is of Polish descent, although himself states to come from a family of Dutch immigrants. He has once stated that he moved to Springfield from Holland. He also owns Moe's Bagels in Colorado.
Moe is portrayed as often irritable and rude to all except his bar friends Homer, Lenny, and Carl, whom he sometimes treats as respected customers as opposed to his everyday drunks like Barney. His easy-to-lose harsh temper usually turns down women and finding a girlfriend for Moe has therefore been a running joke, from indulged sexual abstinence to unsuccessful suicide attempts to dating generally rejected women.
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|Watch Yoga Class||1||3||8m||L.A. Body Works|
|Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart||70||17||60m||Kwik-E-Mart|
|Eat at the Singing Sirloin||135||35||3h||Singing Sirloin|
|Visit the Track||135||35||3h||Springfield Downs|
|Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace||175||45||4h|
|Smuggle Endangered Species||275||70||8h|
|Spy on Midge||420||100||12h||Shrub|
|Water Down Beer||600||150||24h||Moe's Tavern|
|Buy Fireworks||70||17||60m||Kwik-E-Mart||Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11|
|Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving||175||45||4h||Simpson House||Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5|
|Eat at a Restaurant||
|45||4h||Restaurants||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10|
|Enjoy a Beer||
|45||4h||Moe's Tavern||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11|
|Drink Craft Beer||175||45||4h||O'Flanagan's Pub||O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5|
|Shop for Loved Ones||
|55||6h||Shops||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12|
|70||8h||Restaurants||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14|
|Drink Too Much||
|70||8h||Moe's Tavern||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15|
|Hunt for the Simpsons||
|70||8h||Homes||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18|
|Hunt for Turkeys||420||100||12h||Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4|
|100||12h||Shops||Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16|
|Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash||500||110||16h||O'Flanagan's Pub||Dye The Town Green Pt. 6|
|Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash||600||150||24h||O'Flanagan's Pub||Training Day Pt. 1|
|Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice||55||200||1d 8h||Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11|
|When Selected||When sent on a job||When collecting from a job|
|"Aw, that's great..."||"Yeah!"||"I mean come on now, here-!"|
|"Hey!"||"Aw jeez!"||"Woah-hoah Yeah!"|
- Moe's 8-hour job 'Smuggle Endangered Species' originally took place in Moe's Tavern, where Moe would run with his panda to the bar. This job was since updated, and Moe now simply walks around with the panda on his back.
- The job and the fact that it is visual are a reference to the episode "Cape Feare", where Moe is shown briefly to be running a Panda-smuggling operation in his back room. Later, in "The Springfield Files", he is again smuggling endangered animals, only this time it is a very large whale.
- In the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event, Moe's name was mentioned whenever a community prize was collected. Example: Everybody has helped obtain [x-amount] GOO, even Moe!