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Narcissism 101
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Event

4th July 2015 Event

Release Date

June 30, 2015

Number of Quest

1

Narcissism 101 is a premium limited time questline that was released on June 30, 2015, during the 4th July 2015 Event. The player need Quimby in order to perform the quest.

QuestEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Narcissism 101 Make Quimby Practice Speaking in the Third Person 6h Cash100, XP10 Quimby

DialogueEdit

Narcissism 101Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "Mr. Nixon, sir? As a career politician with a deep commitment to serving the needs of myself, I am honored to meet you."
Richard Nixon Icon "The pleasure is all Nixon's, Nixon's main man."
Quimby Icon "I was wondering -- as a relative novice in the ways of political wrongdoing, might I pick your brain for a bit? With all humility, of course..."
Richard Nixon Icon "Nixon apologizes if this seems indiscreet, but, what is this “I” word you use to indicate you are discussing yourself?"
Quimby Confused Icon "Er ah... the first person singular. Indicating the speaker is referring to him- or herself."
Richard Nixon Icon "Dick Nixon is not familiar with this particular turn of phrase. Dick Nixon feels that it connotes weakness in the speaker."
Quimby Confused Icon "But isn't it -- forgive me, oh Vile Sachem -- kind of mandatory? An inescapable convention of -- by your pardon, oh Satanic Sage -- the English language?"
Richard Nixon Icon "Well, Dick Nixon doesn't claim that Richard M. Nixon has a scholar's grasp of grammatical rules."
Richard Nixon Icon "But it seems to Richard Milhouse Nixon that--"
Milhouse Excited Icon "Hey! My name is Milhouse!"
Richard Nixon Annoyed Icon "Go away, blue child."
Richard Nixon Icon "--anyway, it seems to Nixon that a great leader should always separate himself from the rules of grammar, or, it seems, all reasonable behavior."
Quimby Icon "I will learn... er, that is, Quimby will learn this moronic lesson well."

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