Oiled Up
Bare Chested Willie Icon

Content Update

Terwilligers 2015 Event

Level Required


Release Date

April 21, 2015

Number of Quests


Oiled Up is a premium side questline released on April 21, 2015, during the Terwilligers 2015 Event. It requires Bare Chested Willie, a premium outfit for Willie and the premium decoration Willie's Tractor.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Oiled Up Pt. 1 Place Willy's Tractor
Make Willie Oil Himself Up
Oiled Up Pt. 2 Make Willie Flex
Make Mrs. Krabappel Ogle
Make Miss Hoover Throw Cash*
Make Lunchlady Dora Feel Faint*
Oiled Up Pt. 3 Make Willie Repair Tractor 4h Cash100

*Optional, only the Mrs. Krabappel objective is required to complete the part.

Dialogue Edit

Oiled Up Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon Good news, Willie. The schoolboard finally bought you a new tractor.
Skinner Icon The bad news is, it was built for the Korean War.
Skinner Icon It still has the “We Like Ike” stickers on it.
Willie Icon There'll have to be some greasing and oiling then.
Willie Icon And Willie doesn't grease and oil in his only shirt.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Annoyed Icon Willie, you were supposed to use the oil on the tractor, not on your own glistening abs.
Bare Chested Willie Icon The oil keeps away the biting flies that live in the manure.

Oiled Up Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bare Chested Willie Icon Willie can't start loosening old bolts on this tractor until he's loosened his own muscles.
Mrs. Krabappel Icon *Wolf Whistle*
Miss Hoover Spacey Icon Work those Scottish pecs.
Lunchlady Dora Icon Keep your Magic Mike, we've got Wizardly Willie.
Bare Chested Willie Icon Ach, leave me alone ye leering harpies!

Oiled Up Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lunchlady Dora Icon Come on Willie, stop holding out on us. Ask one of us ladies on a date.
Bare Chested Willie Icon Never! A Scottish man is married to his tractor.
Skinner Icon I'm available at a low price, ladies.
Mrs. Krabappel Sad Icon Eh, so's a ride on the Krustyland Vomit Coaster.
Skinner Happy Icon I'm hearing a “Maybe”.