“ | The old gray mare, she died a few years back. | ” |
— Old Jewish Man's Unlock Message
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Old Jewish Man is a character released on September 3, 2015, along with the Level 57 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Overpass Diner.
About
Old Jewish Man (sometimes called the Crazy Guy or Crazy Old Man) is Grampa Simpson and Jasper Beardly's friend. His real name has not been revealed yet.
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Jobs
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Dine at the Overpass Diner | 70 17 |
60m | Overpass Diner | |
Dance the Drugs Away | 110 27 |
2h | Oedipus Rx | |
Drop Pants for Change | 175 45 |
4h | Overpass Diner | |
Sort Through Pills | 275 70 |
8h | - | |
Retrieve a Box of Pills | 350 90 |
10h | Center for Geriatric Medicine | |
Relax in the Retirement Home | 420 100 |
12h | Retirement Castle | |
Nurse a Seniors Bottomless Coffee | 600 150 |
24h | Overpass Diner |
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Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Check Out Restaurants | 40 10 |
30m | Restaurants | Grumpy Grumpy Grampos Pt. 1 | |
Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle | 600 150 |
24h | Retirement Castle | Old Gray Marriage Pt. 2 | |
Move Into The Retirement Castle | 600 150 |
24h | Retirement Castle | Old Gray Marriage Pt. 7 |
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Jobs Involved
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- Get Gay Married to Old Jewish Man - 12h
- Get Divorced - 24h
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Quotes
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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I want some taquitos! | Ah, you’re a sweet old gent. | You bastard! | I swallowed my wedding ring for safekeeping. Get me some ipecac. I’d like to expunge it. |
Oy ya yoi! | There's no stronger force than a senior citizen holding onto a freebie. | Ya shrunken old hag, ya? | Can your grandfather do THIS? |
Old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be... | |||
You smell like cobbler! |