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Pin Pals 2017 Event

Release Date

May 10, 2017

Level Required

15

Number of Quests

5 + 1

Preceded By

Pinsetter

Pin Pals is the main questline of the Pin Pals 2017 Event, that was released on May 10, 2017.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Pin Pals Pt. 1 Make Burns Avoid Expenditures
Collect Bowling Shoes (x8)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Pin Pals Bowling Alley
Auto
Pin Pals Pt. 2 Make Burns Avoid Bowling
Collect Bowling Shoes (x26)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Bowling Lane
Auto
Pin Pals Pt. 3 Make Moe Orchestrate an Accident for Kirk
Collect Bowling Shoes (x30)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Claw Machine
Auto
Pin Pals Pt. 4 Make Burns Practice His Gutter Balls
Collect Bowling Shoes (x36)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Pin Pal Homer
Auto
Pin Pals Pt. 5 Make Burns Throw for the Gutter
Collect Bowling Shoes (x40)
3h
-
Cash200
XP20
Auto
Trophy Tax Make Burns Verify the Results of His Tax Scheme 6s Cash100
XP10
Bowling Trophy
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Pin Pals Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Mr. Burns, we thought we'd celebrate the team getting back together with new jerseys.
Homer Guilty Icon Because some of us seem to have, er, outgrown our old ones.
Moe Sad Icon And others of us have discovered that our sweat is acid that melts cotton.
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon Gentlemen, we're bowling for charity. We don't have the money for extravagances like jerseys or working fire extinguishers.
Mr. Burns won't be buying the Pin Pals jerseys, but you can. Check the store!
 
— System Message.


End Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Sad Icon Sir, you have to invest in your charity a bit if you want to claim a deduction.
Mr. Burns Icon I suppose I could buy them a little something. Like matching tattoos of my face. Or a vacation to Tuscany for one.
Smithers Icon How about a state-of-the-art facility? That's how colleges avoid paying their athletes.

Pin Pals Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Pin Pal Burns Happy Icon Welcome, Pin Pals, to your very own bowling alley!
Pin Pal Moe Annoyed Icon Oh man, I knew it. Burns is trying to buy his way back onto the team.
Pin Pal Burns Annoyed Icon Let me assure you: I do NOT want to play with you. I can hardly stand to look at you.
Pin Pal Homer Icon Your reverse psychology won't work on us. Unless that's not what you want. In which case it will.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Pin Pal Moe Sad Icon Burns clearly wants back on the team. And I can't stand to watch a man beg. That's why I don't bring dates to restaurants with mirrors in them. Sorry, Otto. You're off the team.
Otto Icon Whoa, I was on the team?
Pin Pal Burns Angry Icon I told you – I don't want to join! This is Woodrow and his League of Nations all over again.

Pin Pals Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Pin Pal Homer Surprised Icon Kirk, what are you doing here?
Kirk Happy Icon Mr. Burns said he'd pay me twenty bucks to play with you guys. Looks like Kirk won't have to sell any molars today!
Pin Pal Moe Annoyed Icon I see Burns is playing hard to get. Looks like Moe is going to have to take care of this just like he took care of the Iranian Embassy hostages.
Pin Pal Homer Sad Icon What was that?
Pin Pal Moe Sad Icon Argo was a lie! I mean, nothing.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Kirk Surprised Icon Yeow! Moe, you broke my fingers! All those prepaid mandolin lessons at the Y down the drain!
Pin Pal Moe Icon Sorry, Kirk. I can be a real klutz. Guess you can't bowl no more.
Kirk Sad Icon I can't afford to see a doctor either. But maybe I can convince the vet that I'm an exotic pet.

Pin Pals Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Pin Pal Moe Happy Icon Looks like that ringer won't be wearing no rings for awhile. Man, why does The New Yorker keep rejecting this brilliance?
Pin Pal Apu Sad Icon Now we really need Mr. Burns to finish the tournament.
Pin Pal Burns Angry Icon How many times do I have to tell you fools – I don't want to bowl with you!
Pin Pal Burns Icon This charity was just an excuse for me to hoard money. Like those timeshares I sold in a state that doesn't exist.
Pin Pal Homer Surprised Icon What? But I've booked plane tickets to Oklaronsas!
Pin Pal Burns Annoyed Icon Now you've left me no choice. Bowl for the team. Or burn down this building and collect the insurance.
Pin Pal Homer Sad Icon Isn't that a choice?

Pin Pals Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Pin Pal Homer Happy Icon This is it – the deciding match! What a journey it's been. An immediate, unseen journey.
Pin Pal Apu Happy Icon We just need one more strike, and then the trophy's ours.
Pin Pal Moe Sad Icon But Burns is up next. He hasn't hit a single thing this entire tournament. Unless you count the valet he ran over in the parking lot.
Pin Pal Burns Annoyed Icon Time to show these boys what I'm made of -- sinew, steel plates, and bigotry.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Pin Pal Homer Surprised Icon He dropped the ball! Like I do when Marge asks me for a favor.
Pin Pal Moe Sad Icon Hey, wordplay's my shtick this update!
Pin Pal Apu Surprised Icon It's going very slowly, but... but...
Pin Pal Moe Surprised Icon It's a strike! I can't believe it!
Pin Pal Burns Surprised Icon Wow! This is the first strike I've ever seen that didn't end with Pinkertons clubbing my employees.
Congratulations! The Pin Pals won the tournament. Here's your... wait, where did that trophy go?
 
— System Message.


Character Dialogue
Pin Pal Burns Happy Icon Seeing as how I won the match I think it's only fair that I keep the reward.

Trophy Tax Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon This will look excellent with my other awards – my 1980 gold medal for hockey, my 1994 Nobel prize in economics, and of course my piece of the Aggro Crag.
Smithers Icon All rightfully earned sir.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon Now for the real winner of this affair, my pocketbook!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon I still owe taxes? How is that even possible?
Smithers Sad Icon It turns out the trophy has a small monetary value. You owe the IRS two dollars.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Bah! Billionaires don't pay taxes. Who does the IRS think I am? A billionaire's secretary?
Mr. Burns Angry Icon Get rid of this accursed trophy! Give it back to the team and write it off as a charitable deduction!

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