This page is about the questline. For the decoration, see Police Tank.
Police Tank
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Content Update

Much Apu About Something Promotional

Level Required


Release Date

January 13, 2016

Number of Quests


Police Tank is a premium side questline that was released on January 13, 2016, during the Much Apu About Something Promotional. It involves the premium decoration Police Tank.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Police Tank Pt. 1 Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station
Make Wiggum Record a Tank Commercial
Police Tank Pt. 2 Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart
Make Cops Try and Figure Out the Tank (x3)*
Police Tank Pt. 3 Make Wiggum Fire the Tank 4h Cash100
Police Tank Pt. 4 Make Snake Enjoy his Kwik-E-Mart Cash
Make Apu Clean Up the Mess

*Only one time if Eddie and Lou hasn't been unlocked.

Dialogue Edit

Police Tank Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon With this tank, Springfield's police equipment is now on par with the rest of the country. The country of Kazakhstan!
Eddie Icon You think this tank will help in the war on crime?
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon I think we'll see immediate effects after we record and air a kick-* tank commercial!
Eddie Icon Nice one, Chief. This should put the fear of death into criminals.
Lou Disappointed Icon And everyone else for that matter.

Police Tank Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Icon Yo coppers! Heads up! I'm about to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Just try and stop me!
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon You've seen your last days of freedom Snake! Let's get in the tank and stop that thief, boys!
Lou Annoyed Icon But he's running and the tank goes about two miles an hour? How's that gonna work, Chief?
Wiggum Icon We'll figure it out on the fly. This thing came with instructions, right?

Police Tank Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Icon Wow, I am literally going to totally rob this place again, and again. There's nothing you can do about it!
Lou Annoyed Icon Come on Chief, permission to apprehend suspect on foot.
Wiggum Icon Permission denied! I know how to work this thing now! It's time to take out the trash.
Apu Surprised Icon Wait! He's in my store, what are you doing with that tank?
Lou Icon I don't think he's too clear on that.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon With this tank, no one will ever say the Chief of Police is impotent ever again!
Lou Icon Don't you mean incompetent?
Wiggum Angry Icon I know what I said, Lou!

Police Tank Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Snake Icon Whoa! You guys are insane! I'm outta here!
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Mission accomplished!
Apu Surprised Icon Holy Shiva! You wrecked my store! I suppose I should thank you for not shooting me!
Wiggum Icon And you're very welcome, but it's all in a day's work my friend.
Jay Annoyed Icon Ugh, I wanted my business to blow up, but not like this!