"STOP IT! Don't. Just... don't. The thing is, this is a pretty small town. And we spend a lot of time walking around. Like, a lot. And if whoever's in charge goes on vacation, or gets bored of use and takes a break, it's literally months of just wandering streets." "Point is, we Springfielders spend a lot of time together. And so it's important that no one here be... how do I put this... super annoying."
"Eh-yes. Now -- and this is in no way a criticism -- but as a character, you sometimes come off a little... one-dimensional."
"Whereas Disco Stu is a fully-realized, fleshed-out being? Is that it? Stu is a satisfyingly multifaceted personality, eh-yes?"
"All I'm saying is, if you had even one more catchphrase, it's help matters."
"The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me. Also that I am unpleasant to be around. Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
"If it's not a physical problem, it could be psychological. What was your childhood like?"
"You want me to guess? Okay... Early trauma, loss of one or more parents, resulting in an acute fear of abandonment." "Thus your pathological need to be liked, and inability to say "no" to anyone or anything. Am I close?"