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Rail Against the Machine
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Event

Monorail 2015 Event

Release Date

August 19, 2015

Number of Quests

5+2

Side Quests

Unlock the Hippie
Project Management: Plastic

Preceded By

A Rail of One City

Succeeded By

One Track Mind

Rail Against the Machine is a limited time main questline released on August 19, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event's Act 1. It's the main questline for the second Act.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1 Make Lisa Open a Monorail Window 30s Cash100
XP10
Auto
Off Track Complete Projects on the Project Board (x5) - Cash100
XP10
Auto
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2 Build Plastic Depot 6s Cash100
XP10
Auto
Gather Plastic Around Springfield (x40) 2h

Characters

The Quest Project Management: Plastic starts
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3 Make Conductor Homer Air Out Bitey 24h Cash100
XP10
Homer
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4 Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House
Make Bart Put a Penny on the Monorail Track
-
30s
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Getting Back on Track Complete Projects on the Project Board (x5) - Cash100
XP10
Auto
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 5 Make Conductor Homer Conduct the Monorail (x3) 12h Cash100
XP10
Auto

DialogueEdit

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Conductor Homer Happy Icon "Woohoo! I love this new job. I'm no longer hauling trash -- I'm hauling human trash!"
Lisa Icon "It is a lot of fun up here. Speeding over Springfield, at speeds slightly below that of a car."
Lisa Icon "The wind in our hair, from the small fan you have in this completely sealed-in compartment."
Conductor Homer Icon "Hmm... completely sealed-in compartment and me after breakfast is never a good combination."
Sebastian Cobb Icon "I'm sure it won't hurt anything if we just crack open this window a little..."

Off Track Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Conductor Homer Sad Icon "D'Oh! You broke the first job I liked since "Lounge in the Pool"."
Lisa Icon "Don't worry, it's probably just a loose screw. Fixing it will be an easy project."

Jobs StartedEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Embarrassed Icon "Or five not so easy projects."

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Sebastian Cobb Icon "We need to reduce the weight of the train to make it safer."
Professor Frink Icon "This sounds like a job for my fusion-powered anti-gravity engine."
Sebastian Cobb Icon "But that thing is the size of a house."
Professor Frink Icon "Which is a job for my matter-compressing Frink Shrink Machine!"
Sebastian Cobb Icon "Actually, I was thinking we could use plastic in the construction process."
Professor Frink Sad Icon "Yes, I suppose that would work too."
Lisa Icon "And recycling plastic would be good for the environment!"
Helen Lovejoy Boo Icon "BOO!!!"
Sideshow Mel Boo Icon "BOO!!!"
Lenny Boo Icon "BOO!!!"
Lisa Annoyed Icon "And save us money."
Helen Lovejoy Yay Icon "YAY!!!"
Sideshow Mel Yay Icon "YAY!!!"
Lenny Yay Icon "YAY!!!"
Lisa Annoyed Icon "If I wasn't ultimately getting my way, I'd be a lot angrier."

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Conductor Homer Happy Icon "Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business!"
Conductor Homer Icon "I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path."
Conductor Homer Icon "But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals."
Conductor Homer Icon "Isn't that right, Bitey?"
Bitey Icon *chitter*
Conductor Homer Icon "Why yes, the windows DO open now."

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Cool, a monorail!"
Bart Icon "I always wanted to derail a train by putting a penny on each side of the track, but I've never saved up two pennies."
Bart Icon "With a monorail I just need one!"
Lisa Icon "Bart, that's just an old wives' tale. The only thing that'll be damaged if you put a penny on the track is your penny."
Bart Icon "Really? Cool!"

Getting Back on Track Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Sad Icon "Aw man, my penny's fine."
Lisa Shocked Icon "But the monorail is destroyed!"
Lisa Icon "Maybe building a mass transit system out of trash wasn't as smart an idea as I thought. We should really find another way."

Jobs StartedEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Oh well. In for a penny, in for a pound."
Bart Icon "What's a pound? I'm gonna put one of those on the track next."

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Conductor Homer Exhausted Icon "All aboard..."
Skinner Icon "Homer, we're already moving."
Conductor Homer Exhausted Icon "All aboard..."
Lisa Icon "Dad, you look tired. Maybe you should take a break."
Conductor Homer Exhausted Icon "I'll take a break when we get to the end of the line."
Lisa Sad Icon "But the track goes in a circle."
Conductor Homer Exhausted Icon "All aboard..."


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