Regrets, That's All I've Got is a side questline that was released on December 19, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the character The Ghost of Christmas Past.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 1 | Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Try to Win an Argument | 4h |  100  10
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The Ghost of Christmas Past |
| Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 2 | Make The Ghost of Christmas Past Dwell on the Past | 4h | 100 10
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The Ghost of Christmas Past |
| Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 3 | Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Visit Moe's | 4h | 100 10
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The Ghost of Christmas Past |
| Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 4 | Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Give Mr. Burns Regrets | 8h | 100 10
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The Ghost of Christmas Past |
| Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 5 | Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Use His Ominous Voice | 12h | 200 20
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The Ghost of Christmas Past |
Dialogue[]
Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png | Mr. Burns, you will come with me! We shall travel through your past, revealing the error of your ways! |
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Is it Christmas again? |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png | It is! Despair! Oh, desp-- |
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Every year I tell you I have no regrets, yet you persist. Smithers! Fetch the vacuum cleaner! |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Surprised Icon.png | You have exploited the poor, trampled upon your loyal employees, and turned your back on love! |
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I thought you were here to teach me a lesson, not rattle off a list of my proudest achievements. |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png | Uhhh... |
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YES? |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Sad Icon.png | Well, that’s all I’ve got, really... |
All Objectives Started[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Annoyed Icon.png | Didn’t you once tear down an orphanage to build a for-profit retirement community? |
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One group was abandoned by their parents, the other by their children. It's a wash in the end, isn't it? |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Annoyed Icon.png | Come on. Open up! Everyone has regrets. |
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Even you? |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Surprised Icon.png | Well, no. At least... I don’t think I’m allowed to talk about them... |
End[]
No dialogue.
Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png | I suppose I DO regret that no one has ever asked me what I regret. |
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That's weak sauce. Spill the beans! Give us something juicy, phantom! |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Surprised Icon.png | Geez... I don’t know... I’m drawing a blank here. |
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Hypocrite! “Everyone has regrets”, you say. “Atone for your sins”, you whine. Practice what you preach! |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Sad Icon.png | I’m trying. I really am. See, when you become a ghost, there’s this sort of veil that descends between you and your past, and-- |
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Oh, is this the part where you explain the rules of the spirit world? Well, guess what? I don’t care! No one cares! |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png | Okay, okay. Let me think, here... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Surprised Icon.png | I've revisited my entire existence. There's nothing I regret. |
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If you have no regrets, then perhaps you’ve never really lived, eh? |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Sad Icon.png | Whoa. Whoa, that’s heavy. |
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Hey! It's never too late to do something you'll regret. |
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Rogues night out! Smithers, get the oxygen tank and the thousand dollar bills. Let's raise hell! |
Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png | What shall we do first? Haunt a graveyard? Try on new lengths of chain? |
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None of your undead nonsense for us. Tonight, we LIVE. Smithers, what is the worst, most disreputable place in town? |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | Another round? |
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*hic* Smithers, what is this swill you gave me? It's utterly revolting. |
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They call it "beer”, sir. And I think you've had enough. |
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A second shot glass won’t kill me... *snore* |
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Poor, adorable Mr. Burns. Wait here, I'll bring the car around. |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | *ominous laugh* At last, Montgomery, we are alone. Now, to my true purpose! |
Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | Psst! Wake up, Montgomery! We’ve business to attend to. |
| File:Mr. Burns Sleepy Icon.png | *hic* I like business... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | Of course you do. Now, I just need your signature on a few documents... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | First, this generous donation to an environmental charity... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | ...Next, this letter endorsing a Democratic candidate for office... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | ...And finally, on this agreement to house and care for one hundred orphans... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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You! What have you done to Mr. Burns?! |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | Only given him something to regret. At long last... |
Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | You said one hasn’t really lived until one has regrets. Tomorrow, Mr. Burns will feel particularly alive... |
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How could you? How could you destroy this sweet, evil man’s innocence?! I’ll get you for this! |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Annoyed Icon.png | You lay one hand on me and you'll know what regrets truly are! |
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You don't scare me, you old burial shroud! |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Annoyed Icon.png | Oh no? What about this? |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | There. I think the matter is settled. Don't you? |
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*teeth chattering* I have stared into perdition, and it stared back... it stared back... it stared back... |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon.png | Tell Mr. Burns I'll be back next Christmas to remind him of what happened here tonight. |
| File:The Ghost of Christmas Past Happy Icon.png | Oh, and a miserable Christmas to you both. *cackles ominously* |
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