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Return to Status Quo
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SciFi 2016 Event

Level Required

17

Release Date

September 13, 2016

Number of Quests

4

Preceded by

Judgment Day!

Return to Status Quo is the second limited-time main questline for Act 3 of the SciFi 2016 Event. It was released on September 13, 2016.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Return to Status Quo Pt. 1 Make Alternate Cool Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Make Alternate King Size Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Make Alternate Strongman Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Make Evil Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
8h
8h
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 2 Make Alternate Cool Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Make Alternate King Size Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Make Alternate Barbarian Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Make Alternate Strongman Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Make Evil Homer Sneak Away
8h
8h
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 3 Make Alternate Cool Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Make Alternate King Size Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Make Alternate Strongman Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Make Alternate Evil Homer Obtain an Electric Shaver
4h
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 4 Make One of the Identical Homers Fall Into the Wormhole 8h Cash100
XP10
Homer

Dialogue Edit

Return to Status Quo Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon The wormhole is about to blow in a cataclysmic blast of both Hawking AND Frink radiation. We've got to shut it down!
Professor Frink Icon According to my calculations here, with the scribbles, a sudden influx of sufficient mass should cause a hypothetical "worm clog."
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon Quite so. But it will require the mass equivalent of a small planet! Specifically, the entire mass of FIVE Homers.
Homer Annoyed Icon Hey, it's rather insensitive of you to talk about my weight like that!
Stephen Hawking Icon I'm talking about the alternate Homers!
Homer Icon Oh, yeah, those guys are total pigs.
King-Size Homer Annoyed Icon I'd be offended if I wasn't such a pig.
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon Five Homers came out, five must go back in. To the hole!

Return to Status Quo Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
King-Size Homer Icon So we just jump into that featureless void?
Stephen Hawking Happy Icon Exactly. I couldn't have phrased it better myself.
Cool Homer Icon And you said that will safely return us to our home universes?
Stephen Hawking Icon I said no such thing. Move it along!

Return to Status Quo Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Icon Count off as you jump into oblivion!
Cool Homer Icon One!
King-Size Homer Icon Two!
Barbarian Homer Icon *grunt*
Strongman Homer Icon Uh... five?

Return to Status Quo Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon And away they go. That just leaves Regular Homer... and ANOTHER REGULAR HOMER?!
Stephen Hawking Icon Something's wrong! Only four Homer masses went into the hole!
Bart Surprised Icon Wait a second... look over here, behind this decoration! There's a monocle, a cape, and two mustache halves!
Lisa Shocked Icon Evil Homer must have shaved and removed his costume! He looks exactly like dad now!
Homer Laughing Icon Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Homer Serious Icon You'll never get away with this, Evil Homer!
Homer Sarcastic Icon I'm not Evil Homer! You're Evil Homer!
Bart Confused Icon Which fatso is which?
Homer Icon There's only one way to settle this. An identical sci-fi twin fight!
Homer Angry Icon Take this, and this!
Homer Angry Icon I got a knuckle sandwich for you!
Homer Dreamy Icon Mmm, knuckle sandwich.
Moe Icon Geez, them two identical Homers are pretty evenly matched.
Marge Scared Icon Be careful, Homie! You're right near the event horizon!
Lisa Shocked Icon Oh no! One Homer threw the other into the wormhole!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon Hurrah! That makes five Homers' worth of mass.
Stephen Hawking Happy Icon The wormhole is now successfully clogged. Once again, science has saved the day!
Homer Icon Everything worked out nicely.
Lisa Icon But... which Homer are you? The dad one or the evil one?
Homer Confused Icon You know, I'm honestly not sure. During the fight I got punched really hard on my bald spot, and now I also have amnesia.
Comic Book Guy Icon Multiple amnesia... the sign of top quality sci-fi writing.
Lisa Curious Icon Hey dad, when did you put on that monocle?
Evil Homer Monocle Icon I always wear a monocle.
Evil Homer Monocle Devious Icon Or do I...?
Stephen Hawking Icon And that's what we call the uncertainty principle. Thanks for playing, everyone!
Congratulations, you've foiled the evil robots and saved the Multiverse! And Homer's probably fine. NOW BACK TO WORK!!!!
 
— System Message.


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