Revenge of the Calabresi's is a side questline that was released on March 21, 2018, for The Springfield Jobs 2018 Event. It requires the premium characters Dante Calabresi Jr. and Dante Calabresi Sr.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 1 | Make Dante Calabresi Sr. and Dante Calabresi Jr. Whack Somebody | 4h |  100  10
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Dante Calabresi Sr. |
| Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 2 | Make Dante Calabresi Sr. Run the Calabresi Mafia Make Dante Calabresi Jr. Extort the Air Force (x2) |
24h 12h |
100 10
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Dante Calabresi Sr. |
| Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 3 | Make Dante Calabresi Jr. Study Cocktail Weenies Make Dante Calabresi Sr. Smoke a Cigar |
8h 8h |
100 10
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Dante Calabresi Sr. |
| Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 4 | Make Dante Calabresi Sr. and Dante Calabresi Jr. Whack Somebody | 4h | 200 20
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Dante Calabresi Sr. |
Dialogue[]
Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Dante, my son, it's time we taught Fat Tony and his gang a lesson. |
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You know it, Dad. No one tries to whack us without getting a back-whacking. |
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Let's send our regards to the Springfield wise guys in the classic, subtle Calabresi style. |
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Right! With a helicopter attack. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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What on Earth was that racket? |
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The Calabresis, Tony, they're back with the helicopter. |
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So it wasn't a racket, it was a whack-it! |
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Those Calabresis got nothing on our wordplay. |
Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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We failed to whack anyone with our A-whack helicopter. |
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Maybe we need an AWACKS jet to provide airborne control. |
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Good idea. See if you can extort one from the Air Force. |
Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Son, after our recent failures to whack, I've decided the Calabresi family is going legit. |
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Great idea, Pops. What's our legitimate business going to be? |
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Cocktail weenies. The demand is incredible. People who eat them just look so cool. |
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Even phone gamers? |
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They're cocktail weenies, son, not miracle workers. |
Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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It's no good, Pops. I can't figure out the secret of the cocktail weenie. |
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They're so tiny but with such a punch... like sausage Tom Cruises. |
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*Sigh* I hoped you wouldn't have to be a mobster. |
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I hoped maybe you could be a doctor, a senator, or even a judge on that idol show they keep rebooting. |
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But at least now we get to keep whacking people! |