Robot Rescue
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Content Update

Black Friday 2016 Promotion

Level Required


Release Date

November 28, 2016

Number of Quests


Robot Rescue is a premium questline that was released on November 28, 2016, as part of the Cyber Monday offer of the Black Friday 2016 Promotion. It requires the character C.H.U.M., that was offered as a Gil Deal.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Robot Rescue Pt. 1 Reach Level 12 and Unlock Martin
Make Lisa Think of a Way to Help C.H.U.M.
Force C.H.U.M. to Frolic with Martin
Robot Rescue Pt. 2 Make Lisa Put Her Plan Into Action
Make Bart Get Distracted by Yard Work Simulator
Robot Rescue Pt. 3 Make C.H.U.M. do the Robot 4h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Robot Rescue Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Martin Icon Lisa, I've had an epiphany after being paired with teacher in the “buddy system” on our recent field trip. Our weak hand-holding crossing the road suggested that teacher was, in fact, not my “buddy”.
Lisa Curious Icon That's not much of an epiphany. Everyone laughed at you and called you a loser. Even sadly and unprofessionally, the teacher.
Martin Happy Icon The same thing happened to Steve Jobs. But like him, my genius has trumped my mockery. I present... The Childlike Humanoid Urban Muchacho, or as he's known to me, his creator and permanent buddy: C.H.U.M!
C.H.U.M. Icon Please don't call me that. At least not around other robots.
Martin Icon See, his “banter” function is working perfectly! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to set him to “frolic". And we're off!
Lisa Sad Icon *sigh* That poor robot.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Professor, is it possible for robots to feel emotion?
Professor Frink Icon I believe it is, contrary to the cold shoulder I'm getting from the female voice in my car's GPS.
Lisa Icon The car's German. Give it time. Now, I've got some robot suffering to lessen.

Robot Rescue Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon I've heard there's a way to help robots in trouble, but it's a well-kept secret.
Bart Icon That sounds like an awesome movie. Maybe the robot kills and burns everyone around it. That could be the first minute and then it could build from there.
Lisa Icon I'm glad you're excited about this. Can I count on you to help?
Bart Rollingeyes Icon Okay, but I'm not doing it to help you, I'm doing it to hurt Martin.
Lisa Icon Six of one. Now come on -- we can start by making contact with another local robot.
Bart Surprised Icon Whoa, the new Yard Work Simulator! I'm gonna get the raking leaves high score!

Robot Rescue Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Okay, everything is set. The Yard Work Simulator has contacted every robot from here to West Shelbyville. They will get C.H.U.M. to a place where he can be happy.
Bart Virtual Icon Wouldn't it be easier to just pour water on him so he can short-circuit? Easier and way cooler to watch!
Lisa Icon No Bart, he deserves happiness and should enjoy a long life. At least until the C.H.U.M. two-point-oh comes out and he's stuck in a closet somewhere.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Martin Surprised Icon Lisa, have you seen C.H.U.M.? I planned a big day for us folding pocket squares, steeping tea, a gentle poetry jam…
Lisa Embarrassed Icon Uh no, I haven't seen him. Did he say anything to you?
Martin Sad Icon He just sent me an email saying “As much misery as I felt, I now feel twice as much joy”. What ever could that mean?
Lisa Icon I have no idea, but isn't it enough for you that wherever he is, he's happy?
Martin Angry Icon No! I had to sit by myself on the bus today. I have a mirror next to my bed so I can pretend I have a friend sleeping over. I'm back to being alone and even I don't enjoy my company!
Lisa Nagging Icon I'm sorry, but finding friends for nerds is way harder than friends for robots.