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Rock-a-Die-Baby
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Content Update

Terwilligers 2015 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

April 14, 2015

Number of Quests

5

Rock-a-Die-Baby is a premium side quest that was released on April 14, 2015, during the Terwilligers 2015 Event. It requires the premium character Gino Underdunk Terwilliger.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 1 Make Lisa Observe Gino
Make Gino Torture Stuffed Animals
24h
24h
Cash100
XP10
Gino
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 2 Make Bart Argue For Nature
Make Lisa Argue For Nurture
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Gino
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 3 Make Lisa Research Behavioral Science
Make Gino Play with Handmade Toys
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Gino
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 4 Make Gino Play with a Kitten 2h Cash100
XP10
Gino
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 5 Make Lisa Get Angry
Make Gino Declare Vendetta
60m
4h
Cash100
XP10
Gino

Dialogue Edit

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Annoyed Icon DIE BUNNY! KILL KOALA!
Bart Rollingeyes Icon Three generations of Terwilliger, but they all belong to Generation Kill.
Lisa Icon Gino is only two years old. He could grow up to be someone wonderful...
Bart Laughing Icon Like a biologist who creates a real unicorn.
Lisa Happy Icon A real unicorn. Boy would that be awesome.
Bart Icon You'll see. This kid's gonna be a killer just like his father.
Lisa Icon No, you'll see he's just as cute and innocent as Maggie.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon I think you're giving Maggie too much credit.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon So how did “Adventures in Baby-Stalking” turn out?
Lisa Annoyed Icon This kid is going to be a lot of trouble.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Lis, I'm telling ya, Gino was born evil. What do you expect with a dad like Sideshow Bob?
Lisa Icon Genes don't explain everything. Otherwise how come I'm smart and you're... differently gifted?
Lisa Icon If Gino's bad, it's because he's been raised in a bad environment.
Bart Sneaky Icon You mean, in Italy?
Lisa Icon No, with a criminal father. But I bet with proper love from a wise caregiver, or sister-like figure, he'll turn out great.
Bart Icon Sorry, he's born bad.
Lisa Shouting Icon No he isn't! He's made bad.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Angry Icon Nature!
Lisa Shouting Icon Nurture!
Bart Angry Icon Nature!
Lisa Shouting Icon Nurture!
Homer Serious Icon Kids! What did I tell you about debating the fundamental origin of the human condition?
Bart and Lisa Sad Icon Do it outside.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Annoyed Icon I'll show you Bart. I'm going to teach Gino to be a good, sweet kid.
Lisa Icon I'm going to use modern educational methods, and something even more powerful:
Lisa Smug Icon Artsy-crafty play toys designed in Vermont for liberal urban moms!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Wow, these “Cassandra and Don” handcrafted wooden toys are amazing.
Lisa Smug Icon I don't know if they help Gino learn anything, but they sure make me feel superior to parents who buy stuff at “ToysBWe”.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Bart, you need to see this! I've made great strides reconditioning Gino.
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Happy Icon HUG BUNNY! PLAY COOPERATIVELY!
Bart Icon Not bad. But I want to see more proof. We need to take this operation live.
Lisa Deadpan Icon What does that mean?
Bart Sneaky Icon I want to see him play with a live kitten.
Lisa Alarmed Icon *GULP* Gee Bart I dunno...
Bart Icon Purr up or shut up.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Happy Icon PET KITTY! LOVE KITTY!
Lisa Icon Convinced, Bart? Two hours of play, and Gino hasn't hurt the kitten one bit.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon They both threw up hairballs. But maybe you're right, Lisa. Maybe you're right...

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon Gino, what have you done to all my Malibu Stacy dolls?!
Lisa Shocked Icon Arms ripped off, hair hacked away, pantsuits de-pantsed...
Bart Icon You were right, Lisa. It is “nurture”.
Bart Laughing Icon I let Gino play with me for a few hours, and he learned to be a totally destructive, totally awesome kid.
Lisa Shouting Icon So this is your fault, Bart Simpson! I declare Vendetta!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon Well, this is depressing.
Lisa Sad Icon I've learned that even if it is nurture, it might as well be nature.
Lisa Sad Icon Because everyone this kid spends time with, including me, is a terrible example!

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