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Rod and Todd
Rod and Todd Cheering Icon

Level Required

32

Number of Quests

11

Release Date

July 25, 2013

Preceded By

Celeb-o-mania

Succeeded By

Bread And Putter

Rod and Todd is the first part of the level 32 quests, featuring Rod and Todd at Sir Putt-A-Lot's. Players who had gotten Sir Putt-A-Lot's during the Valentine's Day 2013 Event unlocked Rod Flanders and Todd Flanders after the Prelude.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward
Rod and Todd Prelude Build Sir Putt-A-Lot's Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 1 Make Rod Go Home
Make Todd Go Home
Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 2 Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd 8h Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 3 Place a See-Saw
Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw
Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 4 Make Rod Go for a Checkup
Make Todd Go for a Checkup
10m
10m
Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 5 Make Rod Go to School
Make Todd Go to School
6h
6h
Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 6 Make Rod Go to Sunday School
Make Todd Go to Sunday School
12h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 7 Place Monkey Bars
Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars
6s
24h
Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 8 Make Rod Play Bible Blaster
Make Todd Eat Sugar
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 9 Make Rod Pray 60m Cash100
XP10
Rod and Todd Pt. 10 Make Todd Shop at the Kwik E Mart 60m Cash100
XP10

DialogueEdit

Rod and Todd PreludeEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Bart, remember Sir Putt-A-Lot’s? You used to be crazy about miniature golf!"
Bart Icon "I’m not crazy about anything miniature. Golf, vans, pinschers -- I prefer all of them full-sized."
"But I did love their LAX security. I once walked right past the guard with a shopping bag from “The Fireworks Barn”.
If the player got Sir Putt-A-Lot's during the Valentine's Day 2013 Event Rod and Todd are unlocked
If the player did not participate in the Valentine's Day 2013 Event:
Lisa Icon "Well, we should rebuild it anyway. It’ll keep you off the streets."
Bart Icon "I’m in. I wanna cherry bomb four toilets at once. Kind of a Vegas “Dancing Waters” thing."
Lisa Icon "La, la, la, can’t hear you! Not an accessory!"

Rod and Todd Pt. 1Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot’s! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill."
Bart Icon "I know. And I’m pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I’m the way I am."
Homer Icon "So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?"
Bart Icon "No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?"
Rod Icon "Bart? Bart’s daddy?"
Todd Icon "Where are we?"
Bart Icon "Rod and Todd?! Quick, close the door again!"
Homer Icon "What are you two doing here?"
Todd Icon "We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture."
Rod Icon "From now on when we sing, “Where is pointer finger?” we’re not going to ask about any other fingers!"
Todd Icon "Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside."
Bart Icon "I bet that was my toilet cherry bomb."
Homer Icon "Or when I blew up the whole town."
Bart Icon "The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon "Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!"
Rod Icon "I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I’d see her again when it was my time."
Todd Icon "I saw a black, featureless abyss!"
Ned Icon "Well, don’t worry, boys. I’ll make sure nothing ever happens to you again."
Rod and Todd Cheering Icon "Yay, nothing!"

Rod and Todd Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon "Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I’m out?"
Lisa Icon "Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?"
Ned Icon "Well, they’ve been lying on the couch for the last three hours…"
Lisa Icon "So you want me to get them up and do something active?"
Ned Icon "NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll ‘em on to their tummies so they don’t get couch-sores?"
Lisa Icon "*SIGHS* Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.

Rod and Todd Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "Ned, I’ve been talking to Lisa and I’m concerned about Rod and Todd."
Ned Icon "That’s mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don’t worry!"
"My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house."
Marge Icon "Don’t you think you’re being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine."
Ned Icon "I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it."
Marge Icon "Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don’t you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw."
Todd Icon "Yay! First I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God…"
Rod Icon "Then I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God…"
Todd Icon "Then I’ll be closer to--"
Marge Icon "WE GET IT!"

Rod and Todd Pt. 4Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Rod Icon "Daddy! I got a splinter!"
Ned Icon "Oh no, where?"
Rod Icon "In my pant cuff"
Todd Icon "A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked."
Ned Icon "I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I’ve got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!
Todd Icon "But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to."
Ned Icon "No, that’s scientists."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Hibbert Icon "It’s a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late." *chuckles*
Ned Icon "What would have happened?"
Dr. Hibbert Icon "They would have been permanently and irreparably... turned into weirdoes."
"You’re smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.
Ned Icon "But other kids are so... different."
Dr. Hibbert Icon "No Ned, you’re kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat."

Rod and Todd Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon "Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school."
Rod Icon "I’m scared of public school! They’re going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs’ house before Adam and Eve lived there!"
Todd Icon "And that Christmas’s real name is Holidays."
Ned Icon "Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn’t mean you have to learn it!"
"When I took science classes as a kid, I’d just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue."
"And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I’m only kinda sure where babies come from."

Rod and Todd Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon "Boys, you’ve been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat!"
"Sunday School!"
Rod and Todd Cheering Icon "Yay!"
Todd Icon "I hope we play Crucifictionary. I’m good at drawing “scrourging”!

Rod and Todd Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Hey Rod, do you wanna climb on the monkey bars?"
Rod Icon "Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?"
Lisa Icon "No! It’s because it’s fun to climb on them, like a monkey."
Rod Icon "And if I do, you promise I won’t evolve?"
Lisa Icon "I’m pretty sure that won’t happen."
Rod Icon "Yay! Static universe!"

Rod and Todd Pt. 8Edit

Character Dialogue
Todd Icon "Hi Bart. What’s that in your hand?"
Bart Icon "Squishee, collosal size."
Rod Icon "It’s so green and glowy!"
Bart Icon "It’s their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It’ll blow your mind."
Todd Icon "Okay."
Rod Icon "That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities."
Bart Icon "Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn’t do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back…"
Todd Icon "No! It’s mine! MINE!"
Bart Icon "Whoa."
Rod Icon "Todd? You sound like you’re possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster."
Todd Icon "The straw is too skinny. It’s not getting in my mouth fast enough!"
Bart Icon "Hey, maybe you should slow down…"
Todd Icon "Maybe you should shut up or I’ll punch your face off!"

Rod and Todd Pt. 9Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Hi Rod, what are you doing?"
Rod Icon "Praying for forgiveness. I’ve committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you."
Lisa Icon "Me?! Why?"
Rod Icon "I’m jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes."
Lisa Icon "Oh."
Rod Icon "Do you want to play “Try-on-each-other’s-shoes?”
Lisa Icon "Um, you should probably just get back to your praying."

Rod and Todd Pt. 10Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Todd Icon "Why is my straw making that horrible sound?"
Bart Icon "You’ve come to the bottom of the cup. You’re all out of Squishee."
Todd Icon "Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?"
Bart Icon "Sorry, I have to get going... Ow! Hey, you’re strong! *choking* My larynx!"
Todd Icon "Take me to the Squishee. Now!"
Bart Icon *gasping* "Yes, sir."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon "Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees."
Todd Icon "Thank you! I wish you believed in the real god so you could sell Squishees in heaven!"
Apu Icon "Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me."
"So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and…"
"Come again!"

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