Roller Girl Riot

Roller Girl Riot
Content Update	A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	December 12, 2018
Number of Quests	5

Roller Girl Riot is a premium side questline that was released on December 12, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Young Marge.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 1	Make Young Marge Nervously Try to Roller Skate Make Young Artie Show Off Outrageously*	4h 4h	100 10	Young Marge
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2	Make Young Marge Assert Her Independence	8h	100 10	Young Marge
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3	Make Young Marge Ignore Young Barney Make Young Barney Have Flashbacks to All His Rejections	4h 4h	100 10	Auto
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 4	Make Young Marge Debate About Feminism Make Young Artie Mansplain Feminism*	8h 8h	100 10	Young Marge
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 5	Make Young Marge Skate Her Heart Out	12h	200 20	Young Marge

Dialogue

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I didn't know you liked roller skating, Artie.
	Roller skating is dancing on skates, and dance is a language I speak fluently. Like the language of love!
	Well, uh, sure. Just give me a second to remember how to do this...
	Take all the time you need. Meanwhile, I will make sure every girl in here is jealous of you.
	Because you are the lucky consort of Roller Ziff!

All Objectives Started

Character	Dialogue
	Whoa, I think Artie Ziff is having a seizure. Maybe we should help him out.
	Never mind him. Who's the babe he's with? She glides like a wobbly angel.
	She's a dish, all right. Maybe I should say hello.
	Ooh, bad idea Barn. Remember how I explained that women don’t like you, for myriad valid reasons?
	Oh, right. I forgot.
	Whereas I am certified, primo babe-nip. I wish it were different, but that’s just the way of things.

End

No dialogue.

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I think I'll take a little break, Artie. My ankles are sore.
	You only get so many chances in life to skate with the Baryshnikov of the rink. Don’t let one pass you by!
	I really need to sit.
	I won’t let you miss out on me! *grabs Marge's hand*
	I said no! Quit bossing me around! I don't need a man telling me what to do, I'm an independent woman!

End

Character	Dialogue
	My dear, by asserting your independence, you only prove how desperately you require the guiding hand of a strong male.
	*pushes Artie away * Why don't you go take a lap to cool off!
	*shrieks while sailing away* You’re making a grievous error!
	That girl’s got real backbone.
	She's amazing! Stand back, Barn, and watch me win her heart!

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Okay, Barn. The way I’m gonna win her heart is, you go up to her and tell her all about how great I am.
	Whoa. You are one smooooooth operator, Homer.
	I truly have all the right moves, don’t I?
	I can't believe that Artie Ziff, who does he think he is?!
	Excuse me pretty lady, but can I tell you about a special young man in my life? His name is--
	I’ve had it up to here with special young men, thank you!

End

Character	Dialogue
	By the time I get through with Artie Ziff, he'll know the true meaning of an independent woman!
	Barney, what happened? Did she sound interested when you talked me up?
	I couldn't get a word in edgewise! I’m sorry, Homer. I’m just not the ladies’ man you are.

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Margery, if you're prepared to offer me an apology, then I most graciously accept. Lucky you!
	Me apologize? You have no respect for women!
	You know perfectly well that I call myself a feminist. And if a smart guy like me considers Artie Ziff a feminist, he must be one!
	Clearly, society would crumble into the sea if women were allowed to operate free of men’s oversight.
	If you honestly think you’re a feminist, you’ve got another thing coming.
	“Think”. The expression is, “You’ve got another think coming.” Women.

End

Character	Dialogue
	I guess we’re just two ardent feminists who don’t quite see eye-to-eye. Now take my hand and we’ll skate a lap of sisterhood.
	Not until you admit that I just debated you into the ground.
	I have never lost a debate, and CERTAINLY never to a girl.
	That's WOMAN to you! *pushes Artie as hard as she can around the rink*

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I'm not going to let that...that little boy ruin my night!
	I’m a proud, independent woman, and the last thing I need is a man to show me how to skate!

End

Character	Dialogue
	She's just so beautiful, isn't she? With that hair, and those legs, and that furious scowl...
	Coming through! *knocks Homer down*
	Whoa! Homer, are you all right?
	Barney, I was just clotheslined by an angel. I've never been better!