Scientophagy was a limited time questline that was released on April 14, 2015 during the Terwilligers 2015 Event. It was the second part of the Event's Act 1.
If the Player had Cletus, the quest was lauched after tapping on his exclamation mark. If not, it was triggered after Cecil's Redemption Pt. 3's completion.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scientophagy Pt. 1 | Make Cletus Make a Donation to Science | 8h |  100,  10
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Cletus / Auto |
| Scientophagy Pt. 2 | Upgrade Monsarno Research to Level 3 Make Homer Advance Food Science |
4h | 100, 10
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Homer |
| Scientophagy Pt. 3 | Make Lisa Protest Monsarno Playing God | 4h | 100, 10
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Homer |
Dialogue[]
Scientophagy Pt. 1[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Monsarno, can you help me improve the productativity of my farm? |
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Yes, with genetically modified seeds that are pest-resistant and can survive on half a spittoon of tobaccy juice a day. |
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Sounds fantasmajastic. Only problem is, I ain't got no way to pay. |
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We'll make you a giant loan to buy our stuff. What do you have for collateral? |
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A strange civilization of worms living between my butt-ocks. |
Scientophagy Pt. 2[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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These vegetables are a lot of work. I have to lift them off the plate, put them in my mouth. |
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And peas! Don't get me started. Always falling off the fork, like jerks. |
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So you're saying, you'd like vegetables that are genetically modified to walk right into your lazy mouth. |
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Oh, could you? |
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Well, you'll have to come explain it to the scientists yourself, because they'd never believe me. |
Scientophagy Pt. 3[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Now this is scientific food! I lie on the couch and the tomato walks right into my mouth. |
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Meen-eep. Meen-eep. |
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So clever and delicious. *Crunch* |
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Dad, stop! They're like little people. |
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Yeah, little people who've been genetically engineered to love being eaten. |
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I'm a vegetarian. I can't eat these vegetables! |
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