- "Skinner" redirects here. For his mother, see Agnes Skinner.
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|“||Shouldn't you be in school?||”|
— Skinner’s Unlock Message
On July 15, 2015, along with the Level 55 update, Skinner’s look has been modified. See details below.
Armin Tamzarian, or W. Seymour Skinner or most known as Principal Skinner, (b. 1943) is the interim principal of Springfield Elementary School, and a stereotypical educational bureaucrat. He struggles to control the crumbling school and is constantly engaged in a battle against its inadequate resources, apathetic and bitter teachers, and often rowdy and unenthusiastic students, Bart Simpson being a standout example. A strict disciplinarian, Skinner has an uptight, militaristic attitude that stems from his years in the United States Army as a Green Beret, which included service in the Vietnam War, where he achieved the rank of a sergeant, according to his rank insignia. As a result of his service in the Vietnam War, he is often plagued by horrible memories of his involvement via posttraumatic stress disorder, sometimes even happening at the most inopportune of times. It's also implied that he received a severe enough injury during the Vietnam War on his posterior to require a metal plate to be installed in it.
Grey Haired SkinnerEdit
|"Mother, I've been thinking about joining a gym. You know, for the social aspect."|
|"What do you think you are, Seymour? A teenager?"|
|"Act your age! And, while you're at it, you should look your age, too."|
|Attend a Convention||40||10||30m||Convention Center|
|Shop at Kwik-E-Mart||70||17||60m||Kwik-E-Mart|
|Dine at a Revolving Restaurant||140||27||2h||Sit-N-Rotate|
|Attend Mensa Meeting||135||35||3h||Gazebo|
|Crossing Guard||175||45||4h||Springfield Elementary|
|Shred Enrollment Forms||175||45||4h||Waverly Hills Elementary|
|Dine at the Swanky Fish||300||75||5h||Swanky Fish|
|Drink at Moe's||275||70||8h||Moe's Tavern|
|Eat a Buffet Meal||525||130||10h||Up, Up and Buffet!|
|Monitor the Halls||420||100||12h||Springfield Elementary|
|Dress Bart Like an Elf||1000||220||16h||Springfield Elementary, Bart|
|Go Bird Watching||600||150||24h||Tree|
|Eat at Krustyland Burger||12||10||30m||Krustyland Burger|
|Take Part in a Sing-Along||82||70||8h||Sleeping Itchy's Castle|
|Ride the Happy Elves Ride||105||90||10h||Happy Little Elves Ride|
|Eat at the Food Needle||126||100||12h||The Food Needle|
|Stay at Krustyland Hotel||180||150||24h||Krustyland Hotel|
|When selected||When sent on a job||When collecting from a job|
|I'm writing ALL your names on the detention list in my mind.||This is a gross misuse of school property.||Good Lord|
|Where are the dodgeballs?|
- On June 14, 2015, during the End of School Promotion 2015, Skinner got a new animated decoration: Big Butt Skinner Balloon.