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Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club
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Content Update

SciFi 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

August 16, 2016

Number of Quests

5

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club is a side questline released on August 16, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the character Sgt. Skinner.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 1 Make Sgt. Skinner Infiltrate Skyberdine Systems 12h Cash100
XP10
Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 2 Make Sgt. Skinner Accept Springfield Canon 60m Cash100
XP10
Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 3 Make Sgt. Skinner Get Tested for Brainitis 8h Cash100
XP10
Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 4 Make Sgt. Skinner Try to Get Away in a Car 8h Cash100
XP10
Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 5 Make Sgt. Skinner Coexist with Principal Skinner 8h Cash100
XP10
Sgt. Skinner

Dialogue Edit

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Icon The robot army's command and control center is located inside the Skyberdine Systems building.
Homer Sad Icon Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.
Sgt. Skinner Icon Mankind's only hope is if I can infiltrate the compound, then install a computer virus in their computer system...
Sgt. Skinner Icon ...even though I don't know what kind of computer it is or what kind of software it runs.
Homer Icon Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Happy Icon I did it. I infiltrated and planted the virus.
Marge Icon But the robots are still attacking!
Sgt. Skinner Icon Yes, but they can no longer fly.
Lisa Curious Icon They could fly before?
Sgt. Skinner Icon They could, but they chose not to.
Wiggum Serious Icon Sgt. Seymour Skinner, I'm placing you under arrest!
Sgt. Skinner Surprised Icon For breaking into a robot war factory and striking a blow for all mankind?
Wiggum Icon Uh, no. I'm willing to let that slide.
Wiggum Icon However, a 1997 law forbids even the mention of there being another character named Seymour Skinner, under pain of torture!
Judge Snyder Icon Sgt. NAME WITHHELD, I hereby sentence you to twenty-four hours of brutal torture!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Icon I've honorably endured this nonsensical punishment. I now request leave to return to my home universe.
Dr. Nick Icon Hi, everybody!
Sgt. Skinner Happy Icon Hi, Dr. Nick.
Dr. Nick Icon Good news, Sgt. Skinner! I've discovered your medical problem!
Sgt. Skinner Icon What a relief. I didn't even know I had a medical problem.
Dr. Nick Icon You are suffering from what we are calling wormhole brainitis!
Dr. Nick Icon It's making you think you have the same name as the other Seymour Skinner, Mr. School Principal Man.
Sgt. Skinner Surprised Icon But it's my actual name. He stole my identity. There was a whole episode about it.
Dr. Nick Icon You sound nutty! Must be the brainitis!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Icon Alright, enough of this foolishness. I'm getting my platoon back together, starting with Private Armin Tamzarian.
Skinner Icon Are you talking to me? I'm not Armin, I'm Seymour Skinner.
Sgt. Skinner Icon Yeah, yeah. But we both know I'm the actual Seymour Skinner.
Stephen Hawking Curious Icon Curious. This appears to be some sort of parallel universe causality paradox.
Comic Book Guy Icon Alas, no. That would've made a lot more sense.
Wiggum Angry Icon Okay, buddy, you were warned! Put 'em up!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Icon I'm not going anywhere! How come none of these cars work?
Wolfcastle Happy Icon Haha, foolish man! Don't you know zese cars are just for showing?
Sgt. Skinner Surprised Icon Help! It's a Terminator-type robot... disguised, logically, as an Austrian muscle man!
Wolfcastle Icon Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount.
Chalmers Angry Icon SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNER!
Skinner Icon Yes?
Sgt. Skinner Icon Yes?
Chalmers Icon Allow me to propose a compromise. From now on, one Seymour Skinner will be known as PRINCIPAL Skinner, and the other as SGT. SKINNER.
Bart Annoyed Icon Yo, doofus. That's exactly how it already was.
Chalmers Icon Then my work is done.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Happy Icon It's great to finally be accepted for who I am.
Skinner Icon And as for me, it's great to also be accepted for who you are.
Wiggum Icon Let's never speak of this again. Again.
Judge Snyder Icon So ordered!

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