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Snake
Snake Icon

Name

Chester Turley
Snake Jailbird (nickname)

Level Required

19

Unlocked at

Springfield Penitentiary

Number of Jobs

6+1

Premium character?

Nope

Collection

Villains

Choice unlock. Thanks a, like, million.
 
— Snake's unlock message


Snake Jailbird is a non-premium character in the Villains collection. He is unlocked upon building Springfield Penitentiary.

About Edit

Chester "Snake" Turley, or Snake Jailbird, also known as Professor Jailbird, Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, and Detention Bird, is a recidivist criminal, always getting arrested, but rarely appearing to stay in prison. He speaks with a "Valley Boy" accent. He is partial to fast cars and fast women, and has a knack for reckless abandon. In a documentary by Declan Desmond showing the pasts of several Springfield citizens, a 13-year-old Snake is called "Detention Bird" by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum. Snake referred to himself as "Professor Jailbird;" it was also revealed that he was formerly an idealistic Indiana Jones-type archaeologist, until Moe stole the Mayan gold coins that Snake had discovered and was going to donate to the museum, so he decided to take his revenge out on society (convenience stores). Snake also has a son named Jeremy. It is stated that Snake had previously spent time in a juvenile facility, suggesting he was a criminal before being an archaeologist.

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Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Comb Your Bitchin' Hair Cash3
XP1
45s - Check
Recruit Some Muscle Yoga Mat Indicator1
XP3
8m L.A. Body Works Nope
Rob the Kwik E Mart Cash70
XP17
60m Kwik-E-Mart Check
Rob Krusty Burger Cash175
XP45
4h Krusty Burger Check
Con Money From Old People Cash275
XP70
8h Retirement Castle Nope
Pose For A Police Lineup Cash420
XP100
12h Police Station Nope
Serve Time Cash600
XP150
24h Springfield Penitentiary Nope

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Collect Payments NARA Certification Stars Indicator1 3h  ? Cheap Space Homer Nope
Enjoy Milk and Cookies Cash110
XP27
2h Re-Neducation Center Lobotomy of Love Pt. 2 Nope

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
XP45
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
XP70
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 Nope
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash275
XP70
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
XP70
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash500
XP110
16h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope
Storm Police Station Cash420
XP100
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope
Protest Cash600
XP150
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash70
XP17
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
XP45 
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Card Currency Icon17
XP45 
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check
Enjoy a Beer Gift Card Currency Icon17
XP45 
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope
Drink Craft Beer Cash175
XP45
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Card Currency Icon22
XP55 
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check
Overeat Gift Card Currency Icon27
XP70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check
Drink Too Much Gift Card Currency Icon27
XP70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Card Currency Icon27
XP70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check
Stampede Stores Gift Card Currency Icon42
XP100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
XP110
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
XP150
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope

Costumes Edit

Trivia Edit

  • Snake was supposed to be the criminal to be tapped, until Sideshow Bob was chosen for that part. He was then made controllable in the initial release of the game, but stills walk faster than the other characters.
  • He is the first character to have a job with a profane word in it.
  • Most of his visual tasks involve him robbing a building, though they all have the same animation: Snake standing in front of said building and pointing a gun at both sides, while beckoning for money.

Quotes Edit

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"I'm gonna like totally waste you." "Dude that's harsh." "Huh." "Ho Ho!"
"Hoah..."
"Ohh..."
"Huhum..."

Gallery Edit

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