Some Assembly Required
Blacksmith Sidebar


Wild West 2016 Event

Level Required


Release Date

May 17, 2016

Number of Quests


Some Assembly Required is a side quest line released on May 03, 2016, during Act 3 of the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires the building Blacksmith.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Some Assembly Required Pt. 1 Build the Blacksmith
Make Homer Smith an Iron Suit
Some Assembly Required Pt. 2 Make Homer Use a Heavier Hammer 6h Cash100
Some Assembly Required Pt. 3 Make Homer Finish His Masterpiece 12h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Some Assembly Required Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Confused Icon A blacksmith shop? I thought blacksmiths were hunted to extinction years ago.
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon Hello? Smithing has made a major comeback.
Comic Book Guy Icon People feel drawn to the ancient crafts. As a way to reconnect with one's ancestral heritage.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Yeah, it's a great way to make lopsided fireplace pokers with just six days of back-breaking work.
Comic Book Guy Icon Still others saw genius billionaire Tony Stark make his Iron Man suit and said: “That looks easy!” Fools.
Homer Happy Icon “Genius?” “Billionaire?” You just described the man I see in the mirror every day. To the anvil!

Some Assembly Required Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon That's a nice... helmet? Salad bowl? What exactly did you make?
Homer Icon I dunno. But I burned 100 pounds of coal into the atmosphere, so SOMETHING must have been accomplished.
Lisa Deadpan Icon On behalf of future generations, thanks a bunch.
Homer Happy Icon You're welcome, sweetie. Another plus -- blacksmithing is a great workout for one of my arms!
Lisa Icon Face it, Dad. If you want to build a flying suit, you need to understand metallurgy, rocket science--
Homer Icon OR... I could use a heavier hammer.
Lisa Annoyed Icon No, that won't.... Ah, forget it.

Some Assembly Required Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Well, the Homer Man Mach 2 is off to a great start!
Homer Codpieceonhead Icon Check. Me. Out.
Bart Laughing Icon All I see is a big doof with metal underwear for a hat!
Homer Codpieceonhead Icon You'll see. One more night at the forge and the rest of my ensemble will be completed.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Codpieceonhead Icon Behold! A great warrior for truth and justice is born! He wields a mighty hammer called, uh, Blargnak.
Lisa Icon You just painted thunderbolts on the side of the blacksmith's hammer.
Homer Codpieceonhead Icon That's how you know it's mighty, silly.
Homer Codpieceonhead Icon What about my amazing power suit? Crafted by a master smith, it gives me nearly-unlimited abilities!
Homer Codpieceonhead Icon Abilities like, uh, thought rays and thunder breath and.... death... whistles...uh....
Homer Codpieceonhead Icon I look dumb, don't I?
Lisa Deadpan Icon It's not great.
Homer Codpiece Annoyed Icon Dammit. I think I welded this stupid thing to my head.