Some Assembly Required

Some Assembly Required
Event	Wild West 2016 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	May 17, 2016
Number of Quests	3

Some Assembly Required is a side quest line released on May 03, 2016, during Act 3 of the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires the building Blacksmith.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Some Assembly Required Pt. 1	Build the Blacksmith Make Homer Smith an Iron Suit	8h 8h	100 10	Auto
Some Assembly Required Pt. 2	Make Homer Use a Heavier Hammer	6h	100 10	Lisa
Some Assembly Required Pt. 3	Make Homer Finish His Masterpiece	12h	100 10	Homer

Dialogue

Some Assembly Required Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	A blacksmith shop? I thought blacksmiths were hunted to extinction years ago.
	Hello? Smithing has made a major comeback.
	People feel drawn to the ancient crafts. As a way to reconnect with one's ancestral heritage.
	Yeah, it's a great way to make lopsided fireplace pokers with just six days of back-breaking work.
	Still others saw genius billionaire Tony Stark make his Iron Man suit and said: “That looks easy!” Fools.
	“Genius?” “Billionaire?” You just described the man I see in the mirror every day. To the anvil!

Some Assembly Required Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	That's a nice... helmet? Salad bowl? What exactly did you make?
	I dunno. But I burned 100 pounds of coal into the atmosphere, so SOMETHING must have been accomplished.
	On behalf of future generations, thanks a bunch.
	You're welcome, sweetie. Another plus -- blacksmithing is a great workout for one of my arms!
	Face it, Dad. If you want to build a flying suit, you need to understand metallurgy, rocket science--
	OR... I could use a heavier hammer.
	No, that won't.... Ah, forget it.

Some Assembly Required Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Well, the Homer Man Mach 2 is off to a great start!
	Check. Me. Out.
	All I see is a big doof with metal underwear for a hat!
	You'll see. One more night at the forge and the rest of my ensemble will be completed.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Behold! A great warrior for truth and justice is born! He wields a mighty hammer called, uh, Blargnak.
	You just painted thunderbolts on the side of the blacksmith's hammer.
	That's how you know it's mighty, silly.
	What about my amazing power suit? Crafted by a master smith, it gives me nearly-unlimited abilities!
	Abilities like, uh, thought rays and thunder breath and.... death... whistles...uh....
	I look dumb, don't I?
	It's not great.
	Dammit. I think I welded this stupid thing to my head.