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Springfield Games 2016 Event

Release Date

August 3, 2016

Level Required

20

Number of Quests

6 + 1

Preceded By

Games of Their Own

Springfield Games is the main questline of the Springfield Games 2016 Event, released on August 3, 2016.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Springfield Games Pt. 1 Make Homer Intimidate Springfielders
Collect Participation Ribbons (x8)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Springfield Games Cauldron
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 2 Make Lisa Include Go-Kart Racing For the Kids
Collect Participation Ribbons (x16)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Springfield Games Podium
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 3 Make Lisa Encourage Adults to Start Training
Collect Participation Ribbons (x32)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Springfield Pin Stand
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 4 Make Homer Light the Games Cauldron
Collect Participation Ribbons (x40)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Lit Springfield Games Cauldron
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 5 Make Lisa Explain the Dodecathlon Rules
Collect Participation Ribbons (x48)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Go-Kart Track
Auto
Springfield Games Pt. 6 Make Quimby Watch the Go-Kart Races
Collect Participation Ribbons (x56)
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Go-Kart Betting
Auto
Go-Kart Racing Place a Bet on a Go-Kart Race - Cash100
XP10
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Springfield Games Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Alarmed Icon No one wants to help me! I can't put on these Springfield Games all by myself. It's not like a production of my one woman show – Sax, the Facts.
Homer Serious Icon Everyone better help my little girl or I'll make us play Tap Ball again!
Skinner Surprised Icon Oh God no! My Tap Ball flashbacks are way worse than my Nam ones. You can have the school gym for training and events.
Lisa Happy Icon Finally, those kids who fail their classes aren't the only ones lucky enough to be in school during summer!
Lisa Confused Icon Now I just need suggestions for events. So far I have one request for Tap Ball and 102 requests for anything but Tap Ball.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Curious Icon We have 12 suggestions but they are a little weird… Footvolley? Shin-Kicking? Get-Out-Of-My Way-I-Don't-Want-To-Participate-In-Your-Survey Ball?
Bart Confused Icon No normal sports like Rugby Sevens or Canoeing or Handball?
Homer Annoyed Icon Bart, this is an "unsanctioned" Springfield Games – we're not limited by reason. Why not use all 12 ideas and have a decathlon?
Lisa Nagging Icon Dad, 12 events would be a Dodecathlon.
Homer Serious Icon Lisa, shut your mouth. Math has no place in sports - ask any baseball fan.

Springfield Games Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Lisa, if I could suggest a lucky 13th event, what about Go-Karts?
Quimby Stern Icon I don't know. That would require cars, roads, working brakes - it all sounds so expensive.
Milhouse Icon Just think, each inevitable Go-Kart fatality means one less school lunch you have to budget for next year.
Bart Icon Plus Miss Springfield could be the flag girl!
Quimby Happy Icon Lisa, I, err, demand we add Kid Go-Kart races to the Springfield Games.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lugash Icon Children, listen. If you wish to excel at racing, you must be trained by Lugash.
Bart Confused Icon Don't you want to train the actual adults?
Lugash Sad Icon Lugash cannot teach adults. They know how to stand up for themselves. Plus anyone over the age of 12 is too old for sports, says experts in field. Namely Lugash.
Lugash Happy Icon Come, let us train in secret. So no one can hear you crying.

Springfield Games Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Eyeroll Icon These 12 events are not going to be easy! Especially for a town so lazy it has a drive-thru gym… however that works.
Willie Angry Icon I refuse to compete in anything other than a kilt. And I'm not wearing a cup either.
Otto Icon Will there be any drug testing in these Springfield Games? I'm asking for a friend.
Skinner Annoyed Icon I'm excused from training – I have a note from my mother. She says I'm already a failure, so technically I can't win.
Lugash Angry Icon Adults are weak! Like babies! That is why Lugash only trains toddlers to tweens! Now to electrify my students with inspiration, and this cattle prod.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon Wow, things are really starting to come together. We have sports, athletes, uniforms, but I can't help but feeling like I'm forgetting something…
Homer Sarcastic Icon You forgot the real reason why we have a Springfield Games at all! Overpriced merchandise to sell to tourists!

Springfield Games Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon Dad, you were selected by the town to light the Springfield Games flame.
Homer Happy Icon That's so sweet. They must love me.
Bart Laughing Icon The torch is a flaming tire from the Tire Fire. And the contest was ‘Nominate the Person Dumb Enough to Accept This Honor.'
Homer Proud Icon And they chose me over Cletus. I'm so touched.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Sleepy Icon Oh God. I almost died!
Bart Icon We told you about the flaming tire.
Homer Sleepy Icon But nobody warned me about all the walking!
Homer Scared Icon There were stairs too! STAIRS!

Springfield Games Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Proud Icon Now that the flame is lit I hereby declare that the Springfield Games have begun!
Lisa Icon The events will be: Tug of War, then a Sack-Race...
Lisa Icon Followed by Shin-Kicking...
Lisa Icon Footvolley...
Lisa Icon And Eukonkanto...
Lisa Deadpan Icon Chess boxing...
Lisa Deadpan Icon Cheese rolling...
Moe Worried Icon Listening to this list better be an event. Cause I'm exhausted.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lenny Anguished Icon This event *gasp* won't end! How many things are we *pant* supposed to do!?
Skinner Annoyed Icon It's a dodecathlon! Twelve *pant* events. I can't go on…
Barney Sad Icon None of these *hic* bottles have beer in them. What is this clear *pant* tasteless liquid?
Lisa Annoyed Icon I haven't even fired the starter pistol. All you've done is walked from the locker room to the gym.

Springfield Games Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon The Springfield Games are a disaster! Why did I assume this town was in good enough shape to compete in any athletic event, let alone 12!
Bart Icon It's not a complete disaster. There's still one event left!
Lisa Happy Icon Go-Karts! Of course. We'll open up the race to the adults.
Lugash Icon Now is your chance, children. Prove to adults that you're not just the future, but also the present!
Lugash Annoyed Icon Your birth crushed their dreams, now let your Go-Karts crush their bodies!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Happy Icon The winner of the Go-Kart Race, and the Springfield Games is Bart...
Quimby Icon Followed by Martin, Milhouse, and then Nelson!
Lugash Happy Icon You see! Suffering breeds success, much like Lugash breeds snapping turtles. I am a man of many passions.
Quimby Icon Congratulations boys. Here are your prizes – gift cards!
Quimby Embarrassed Icon You would have had medals but medal-smithing was the 11th Dodecathalon event and no one came close to finishing.

Go-Kart Racing Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Fixing children's Go-Kart Races. This is almost as low as when we held that baby's nose hostage for weeks.
Fat Tony Icon You there, you look like a smart lad. You're going to throw this race in the third lap.
Martin Angry Icon That's cheating! I refuse. It's man's code of ethics that separates us from the animals.
Fat Tony Angry Icon Do it or I'll break your legs.
Martin Surprised Icon Caving on your principles out of fear is another thing that separates us from the animals.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon I'm glad you came around to my way of thinking, kid.
Martin Sad Icon I didn't mean to lose! I thought I was sure to win with trigonometry on my side. I guess math isn't the steroid I thought it was.
Fat Tony Icon Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night. For me, it's a white noise machine.

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