Springfield National Park is a national park located near Springfield. There are plenty of forests and mountains and pumas live there. There is also a lake with a small island.
I do love celebrating America with a 4th of July camping trip to one of our national parks.
That's why I created the park system, bro! You're welcome, America!
Wow. Teddy Roosevelt. 26th President of the United States and a famed naturalist.
Yup, I love nature all right. Now let's go shoot the biggest animal we can find and eat it raw. Nothing puts hair on your chest like moose carpaccio.
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Well at least I still have my cave to sleep in.
Quit complaining, bro! A cave is luxury accommodations!
I once survived a whole winter with no more shelter than a single pine needle!
I stayed warm with vigorous calisthenics. If I'd stopped for a minute, I'd've froze to death.
I was President at the time. People don't like to imagine their leader doing jumping jacks for three long, desperate months in twelve feet of snow, but this happened. Swear to God.
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You'll take it? Great!
With this sale, I'm moving up the property ladder! Goodbye cave and hello hovel!