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Squidport (quest chain)
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Level Required


Release Date

June 12, 2013

Number of Quests


Squidport is the main quest chain which leads to the completion of the player's Springfield Squidport. It was initially released with the Squidport Expansion in June 2013.


A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest Requirements Reward
Squidport Pt. 1 Have Beach Expansion
Have Water Expansion
Squidport Pt. 2 Place Squidport Entrance Cash100
Squidport Pt. 3 Place Boardwalk Sections (4) Cash100
Squidport Pt. 4 Make Homer Swear at the Ocean Cash100
Squidport Pt. 5 Build the Itchy & Scratchy Store Cash100
Squidport Pt. 6 Build a Boardwalk Section at the Squidport Entrance Cash100
Squidport Pt. 7 Have Boardwalk Sections (8)
Build Malaria Zone
Squidport Pt. 8 Build Boardwalk Lamppost
Build Boardwalk Tree (x3)
Build Boardwalk Fence (x5)
Squidport Pt. 9 Have Boardwalk Sections (x12)
Build Just Rainsticks
Squidport Pt. 10 Have a Street Performer Cash100
Squidport Pt. 11 Have Boardwalk Sections (x16)
Build The Frying Dutchman
Squidport Pt. 12 Have Boardwalk Sections (x17)
Build Fried Dough Stand
Squidport Pt. 13 Have Boardwalk Sections (x21) and Reach Level 16
Build Turban Outfitters
Squidport Pt. 14 Have Boardwalk Sections (x25)
Reach Level 17 and Build My First Tattoo
Squidport Pt. 15 Have Boardwalk Sections (x27)
Reach Level 18 and Build Much Ado About Muffins
Squidport Pt. 16 Have Boardwalk Sections (x31)
Reach Level 19 and Build Crypto Barn


Squidport Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Homericon "D'oh!"
Lisaicon "What's wrong, Dad?"
Homericon "Oh, that wasn't an annoyed "d'oh" -- I was just thinking about "dough"."
"Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront."
"Get in the car, kids! We're going to the Squidport!"
Lisaicon "Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport."
Homericon "D'oh!"
"That one was not an annoyed d'oh."
Lisaicon "I suppose we could rebuild the Squidport. It'd be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water."
Homericon "Get in the car, kids! We're going to rebuild the Squidport!"
Lisaicon "Nobody "gets in cars" anymore. We all just walk around aimlessly on the streets."
Homericon "D'oh!"
Lisaicon "Which kind was that?"
Homericon "Little of both."

Squidport Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Homericon "Okay, water expansion bought!"
"...and it was surprisingly easy considering it's prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake."
Lisaicon "Great! Now, we can build the Squidport Entrance."
Homericon "You know what they say : "Every great building begins with the door!""
Lisaicon "Who says that?"
Homericon "I dunno, building builders, I'm assuming.

Squidport Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Homericon Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized glob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream... Ow! Chest pains!"
"I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get to the Fried Dough Stand."
Place the boardwalk section and drag to create a boardwalk.
— -In Game Message

Squidport Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Homericon "Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants..."
"Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn't have any of that!"
Lisaicon "Dad? Is something wrong?"
Homericon "No, Sweetie. Daddy just has to have a talk with some of his real estate partners."

Squidport Pt. 5Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Y'arr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots."
"Tho something's different now, can't lay a finger to it."
"Wait, I have it -- it's become totally lame."
Homericon "I know, right? You can't buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval."
Captainicon "Me men'll get this place into ship-shape. The finest buiders what sailed the seas!"
Lisaicon "It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. They have to constantly repair the ship."
Captainicon "Aye. We'll start by building a logo store to increase footfalls and up the spill-over effect."
Lisaicon "Okay, now it's making less sense."
Captainicon "Sailors must also be well versed in mall-science and neuromarketing."

Squidport Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "T'is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she's right there, you'll look at 'er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk."
Homericon "How do we do that? I mean, I know... but explain it slowly for the people who aren't as smart as me am."
Captainicon "Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er... I don't know, just build it."

Squidport Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Little girl, I need some supplies, where can an old salt get hands on rope and tarps?"
Lisaicon "Are you going out to sea again?"
Captainicon "Nay, I'm going to an Adele concert and wanted to unfurl a sign that says I heart her. I've got bad seats so it has to be a big one."
Lisaicon "Well, the boardwalk used to have a place that sold camping supplies."
Captainicon "And it shall again. Fall on, men -- the cheap seats await!"

Squidport Pt. 8Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Y'arr! The boardwalk is coming 'round nicely, but still there's something missing."
Nedicon "Mr. Captain, sir? If I could offer a suggestion... a spruce or two could really, well, spruce things up!"
Captainicon "That's it exactly, matey! You gay men always have the best design advice."
Nedicon "Oh, I'm not a homosexual."
Captainicon "Neither am I, wink-wink! Now let's get to decorating, girlfriend!"

Squidport Pt. 9Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Y'arr! I've learned a thing of three in me travels. Things I'd like ta share with the good folk o' Springfield."
"Mayhaps a cultural imports store."
Lisaicon "It's so wonderful that you want to expose people to the crafts and cultures of distant peoples!"
Captainicon "N'arr, I just want to fleece tourists the way the locals fleeced me everywhere I went."
"Maybe unload some tribal gew-gaws I got conned inta buying."

Squidport Pt. 10Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "...and I said, "That's as useful as a tall powder monkey!"‎
Homericon "I don't get it.‎"
Captainicon "If he was tall, he couldn't fit in the gunwale which would be hilarious because... aw, forget it!‎"
"My quality sea-comedy's too good for the likes of you. Ye can amuse yerself with the low-rent antics of boardwalk street performers.‎"

Squidport Pt. 11Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Now this is a boardwalk on which Ahab himself would be proud to play skeeball."
"The Squidport is finally ready for the placement of its crowning jewel."
Homericon "Jewels? You're going to share your ill-gotten treasure booty with us!"
Captainicon "Stop calling me a pirate! I meant a metaphorical jewel. Something that weill really make the Squidport shine."
Homericon "A fried dough stand?"
Captainicon "Better than that."
Lisaicon "An Antique Book Store?"
Captainicon "Better than that."
Barticon "A hundred foot tall climbing wall that you parachute down from?"
Captainicon "Well okay.‎"

Squidport Pt. 12Edit


Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Homer, I'm beggin' ye. What can I do to have you turn your mighty eatin' power elsewhere?"
Homericon "Well, the only reason I even came down to the waterfront was to get some fried dough."
Captainicon "That's it? That's all we have to do? Yee-haw! I mean... I don't knoe, whatever sailors say when they're happy."


Character Dialogue
Captainicon "There, take it! Eat ye vast yellow whale! Eat yer fried dough! Eat like the great sucking whirlpool you are!"
Homericon "Hmmm, you know what's funny? I'm not hungry anymore. I'm feeling kind of nappish."

Squidport Pt. 13Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Poseidon and Naptune have decided they will only be appeased if we build more random stores on the boardwalk."
"I know, I was as surpised as you. Gods, huh? Who can figure 'em out?"

Squidport Pt. 14Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Y'arr, salty air and sand have caused me tattoos to fade. That and the obsessive hand washing brought on by me OCD.?"
"Time I go in for some fresh ink!?"

Squidport Pt. 15Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisaicon "Mr. Sea Captain? As much as I love your quaint resturant, there really aren't many breakfast options."
Captainicon "What are ye talking about? The swim bladder of a kipper is a breakfast delicacy on Norwegian prison ships."
Lisaicon "Be that as it may, I think vegetarians would prefer, pretty much anything else. How about muffins?"
Captainicon "Vegetarians? Preachy blowhards! But I suppose their money's green enough. Let's build your Muffin shop!"

Squidport Pt. 16Edit

Character Dialogue
Captainicon "The gods have seen that out hearts are tru and that we are trying to please them."
"Still, they want us to build a store whose named doesn't, in any way, explain what kind of products the store sells. They were that specific."


Character Dialogue
Captainicon "Y'arr let the bells ring out! The Sea Gods have accepted our offering! The oceans are once again roiling with bountiful sea life. And we are killing it as fast as we can."
"And best of all, my resturant is turning a moderate profit, all thanks to my renewed humility and mindfulness."
"And the sign I put over the door: "No Fatties!"
Homericon "D'oh!"

Reoccurring I Choo-Choo-Choose You · Quicky at the Kwik-E · The Taxman Commeth · It's Either This or a Bath · Hey Look, It Floats! · It's Not Easy Being Green
Tutorial Square One · Springfield Cleaners · The New Evergreen Terrace · Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart · The Others · The Box, the Box! · Soylent Bean · Thank Ganesh · Working Hard · The Mysterious Brown House · Green Thumb · Donut-denominated Decorations · Property Values · · Professor Frink (quest chain) · Duffman (quest chain) · Kearney (quest chain) · Hans Moleman (quest chain) · Something for the Resume
Level 5 myPad · That Ain't Right · Getting Benched · Hardly Working · Pave Paradise · Slack-Jawed Yokel · Flaw and Order
Level 7 Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef
Level 8 Thrillhouse
Level 9 We Do Need Yes Education
Level 10 Schoolhouse Crock · Krusty Burger Heavy User
Level 11 It's Pronounced Nu-cular
Level 12 Bart Crusoe · Springfield Library Quests
Level 13 The Dungeon Keeper
Level 14 The Passion of the Flanders · They Have Internet on Computers Now?
Level 15 Is There an Al Coholic Here · Free Band-Aids With Every Cut
Level 16 Double Down on She's A Loser · Truffle Surprise
Level 17 We Don't Sell myPods · Miranda Rights
Level 18 As American As Apple Pie · Luigi's Quests
Level 19 Springfield Penitentiary Quests · Retirement Castle Quests · · The Cranky Man Can · Calamity Case
Level 20 Town Hall Quests · · Krustylu Studios (quest chain) · The Family Business
Level 21 Muntz Quests · · Look What the Cat Dragged In
Level 22 Krabappel Quests · · Otto (quest chain)
Level 23 Channel 6 Quests · · Bumblebee Man (quest chain)
Level 24 Hibbert Family Practice Quests · Hospital Quests · · Dr. Nick (quest chain)
Level 25 Executive Lackey · Rolling in It \ Ain't No Mountain High Enough · Mr. Moneybags
Level 26 This Little Wiggy
Level 27 Buddha's Got Back · Lenny and Carl Quests · · Princess Pride
Level 28 The Cleaner · Businessman's Social Club Quests · · The Texan With No Shame
Level 29 There Are Winners And Skinners · Couch Surfin' U.S.A
Level 30 Military Antiques · · Jasper (quest chain)
Level 31 Celeb-o-mania · · McBain (quest chain) · The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle · The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo
Level 32 Rod And Todd · Bread And Putter · · Kamp Bart (quest chain)
Level 33 Bad Cops · · Arnie Pye in the Sky
Level 34 SKINNERRR? · Night at the Knowledgeum · High School Low · · The Trouble With Twins
Level 35 For the Love of Marge · Career Aspirations · Up In Smoke · · Much Ado About Jub Jub · Saturday Night Fever
Level 36 Running with the Bullies · · Rebel Without A Pause
Level 37 Bachelor Arms · Weekend Dad · · Money vs. Milhouse · The Investorettes · Hardly Kirk-Ing
Level 38 Scandalous Spending · Two Extra Eyes On Springfield · Snyder House Rules · · The Devil Wears Blue
Level 39 A Perfectly Cromulent Job · · A Love Embiggened
Level 40 Chocolate Pain · · Tipsy-Turvy
Level 41 Vulgari Aspirations · · Hibbert's Got Shed
Level 42 Islands in the Revenue Stream · Krusty the Hair Colorist · · Bindle There, Done That · Hobo You Didn't!
Level 43 The Princess and the Pea-Brain · Twins Just Want to Have Fun
Level 44 Database Recovery · Bonsai Vivant · Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update · 99 Luft-Word-Balloons · Bloatation Device · · Yellow Blues · Fuguaboutit · Demographic Rude-ity · A Deep Bonsai of Relief · Sensei You, Sensei Me · I Think I'm Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)
Level 45 The Way I Wish We Was · Burning the Midnight Oil · · You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter · The Magic Schoolbus
Level 46 Easy A · Dr. Feelgood · One Small Bounce For Man...
Level 47 The Cost of Living · Testify! · Siren Song
Level 48 Smells Like Mean Spirit · Double Trouble · · Country on the Inside
Level 49 Baking Bread · Low Costa Nostra
Level 50 The Joy of Gossip · The Real Investorettes · · Back from the Future
Level 51 The Ungrateful Dead · Lowering the Bar · Physician, Heal Thyself · · The Tell-Tale Plant Worker · A Sign of the Grimes
Level 52 Dora the Endorser · Sushi Ralph · · Kruption
Level 53 Higher Class of Politics · Relationship of Inconvenience · · Insert Credit Card
Level 54 A Woman's Work · To Catch a Cougar · · Rock, Paper, Sister
Level 55 The Price of Donuts · Filming Springfield · · Herb Stomp · Herbitation · Nostalgia and Kitsch
Level 56 A Drop in the Bucket · Fear and Loathing in Springfield · Convention Retention · · Safety Dance
Level 57 Old Gray Marriage · Grumpy Grumpy Grampos · Shotgun Wedding · · All the Belles and Whistles · · · Rosh Hashanah
Level 58 Frankie the Politician · The Comic's Town Affair · · Casinofellas
Level 59 Girl Next Cell Over · A Krusty Reunion · · The Usual Suspect · The Heist That Started It All

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