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Strut Walk
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Event

St. Easter 2016 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

March 16, 2016

Number of Quests

11

Strut Walk is a limited-time main quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the St. Easter 2016 Event. It requires the O'Flanagan's Pub. The final quest, Sunday Cruddy Sunday, did not start until March 27, 2016.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
St. Easter? Build O'Flanagan's Pub*
Make Homer Drink at O'Flanagan's
30s
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Strut Walk Pt. 1 Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day 4h Cash100
XP10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 2 Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt 6s Cash100
XP10
Shredded Ned
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 3 Make Shredded Ned Work Out 60m Cash100
XP10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 4 Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party
Make Women Attend the Party (x3)**
Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party***
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 5 Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge 4h Cash100
XP10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 6 Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield*
Make Shredded Ned Hide
24h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 7 Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall*
Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do
24h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 8 Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love
Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things (x3)**
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Ned
Strut Walk Pt. 9 Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's (x6) 4h Cash100
XP10
Ned
Sunday Cruddy Sunday Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers (x4) 4h Cash100
XP10
Auto

* will only appear if not already built
** will only appear if the player is level 40 or above
*** will only appear if the player owns Hugs Bunny

Dialogue Edit

St. Easter? Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Ooh Icon Am I dreaming? St. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?
Homer Icon How do I decide between two of the most delicious days of the year?!
Tom O'Flanagan Icon It'll be a Sophie's Choice between green beer and green Easter eggs.
Homer Icon I've been hospitalized after eating green eggs so...
Homer Happy Icon Eight green beers, Tommy!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Drunk Icon How do jelly beans and chocolate hearts get their own holiday, anyway?
Homer Drunk Icon Hint: merge the bunny one with the leprechaun one -- beer in a chocolate mug you can eat!

Strut Walk Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Shocked Icon Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
Ned Sad Icon Or something a devout Catholic would do.
Ned Worried Icon If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Helen Lovejoy Icon It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon No apology needed, Helen.
Lindsey Naegle Icon Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
Lindsey Naegle Happy Icon And if he's single… I call dibs!
Cookie Kwan Happy Icon I want Ned's dibs!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Northern Irish Leprechaun Icon SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!)
Leprechaun Icon Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.)
Yupprechaun Icon Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
Leprechaun Angry Icon VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
Yupprechaun Icon Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!
 
— System Message.


Strut Walk Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Sad Icon I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
Father Sean Icon Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
Ned Sad Icon Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
Ned Worried Icon That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
Father Sean Icon Just doing our part for the almighty Maker – Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way!

Strut Walk Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Happy Icon St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
Lindsey Naegle Icon Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
Cookie Kwan Happy Icon That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
Shredded Ned Icon Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost.
Shredded Ned Icon Now if you'll pardon my pecs...

Strut Walk Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Icon Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party!
Cookie Kwan Icon Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies!
Hugs Bunny Icon Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
Homer Confused Icon Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?

Strut Walk Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Icon The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
Lindsey Naegle Icon I hope I can watch.
Cookie Kwan Icon You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Annoyed Icon Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
Shredded Ned Icon As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
Miss Hoover Annoyed Icon You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
Shredded Ned Sad Icon Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
Miss Hoover Icon I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine!

Strut Walk Pt. 6 Edit

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Icon Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back... and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!
Quimby Icon Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
Shredded Ned Sad Icon That was the only shirt I had!
Miss Springfield Icon You can have mine!
Shredded Ned Surprised Icon Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!

Strut Walk Pt. 7 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Surprised Icon Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
Quimby Sad Icon You've got to help me stop him!
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon I'm your wife you jerk!
Quimby Embarrassed Icon Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Angry Icon We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
Carl Icon We should ship him off to the topless beaches of France.
Lenny Icon Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
Quimby Sad Icon I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
Quimby Smug Icon But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off.

Strut Walk Pt. 8 Edit

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Icon Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise.
Lindsey Naegle Icon What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
Shredded Ned Icon I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.
Moe Icon I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
Moe Sad Icon ...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.

Strut Walk Pt. 9 Edit

Character Dialogue
Shredded Ned Sad Icon You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
Cookie Kwan Annoyed Icon Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
Lindsey Naegle Annoyed Icon Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
Grampa Icon How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff?
Tom O'Flanagan Icon All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
Grampa Sad Icon Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.

Sunday Cruddy Sunday Edit

Character Dialogue
Lenny Anguished Icon So hungover...
Declan Desmond Hungover Icon What you need is “hair of the dog.”
Lenny Anguished Icon I tried that. I was picking fleas outta my mouth for a week.
Declan Desmond Hungover Icon In order to counteract the toxic effects of alcohol, you have more of said alcohol.
Homer Woohoo Icon Woohoo! I'll have another litter of “dogs!”

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