"With my lifestyle? Probably. But that's not why I'm praying. I'm praying because it's almost Sunday... Super Bowl Sunday!" "I just want the game to goo off without any lockouts, blackouts or Sum of All Fears-esque nuclear attacks."
"But all of those problems are completely avoidable or fictional. They're just created by playes, owners, and TV stations to make more money." "In fact, when you think about it, the whole Super Bowl seems about making money."
"Shut your blasphemous mouth! God loves football. How dare you question God! Now get me another beer."
"This just dosen't add up - Super Bowl tickets are expensive, but don't cover team salaries." "The ads cost a fortune, but are minuscule compared to the licensing deal. And surplus revenue falls way short of operating costs."
"What are you talking about?"
"This Super Bowl is generating billions of dollars, yet somehow no one's making money from it."
"What about FOX? FOX whouldn't run something year after year if it wasn't making them money."
"So you'd think, but I'm just not seeing it. Maybe I missed something is these balance sheets."
"Awww, kids and their balance sheets." "Now, as the consummate host, I must taste the snacks to ensure the highest quality of food for my guests."