Tavern-Sitter is a premium questline that was released on May 10, 2017, during the Pin Pals 2017 Event. It requires the outfit for Moe: Pin Pal Moe, as well as the Pin Pals 2017 Event either completed or expired.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tavern-Sitter Pt. 1 | Make Pin Pal Moe Practice Bowling at the Bar Make Bar Flies Order Drinks Between Frames (x3) |
4h 4h |
 100  10
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Moe |
| Tavern-Sitter Pt. 2 | Make Pin Pal Moe Go Out for a Few Rounds of Bowling Reach Level 27 and Build Springfield Buddhist Temple* Make Lenny and Carl Watch the Bar* |
12h - 12h |
100 10
|
Moe |
| Tavern-Sitter Pt. 3 | Make Pin Pal Moe Bowl Aggressively Make Snake Serve Drinks, Loot the Bar, and Then Bail |
4h 2h |
200 20
|
Moe |
*Will only appear if the player is at least at Level 24.
Dialogue[]
Tavern-Sitter Pt. 1[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Hey Barney, gimme a hand here, will ya? Set these empties up at the end of the bar. |
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Practicing your bowling skills? |
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I was just going to huck 'em at rats. But yeah, yours is a better idea. |
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I'd practice at the bowling alley, but who knows what scheme you bozos would get up to alone at the bar. |
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Aw, thanks Moe. It means a lot that you think we're capable of scheming. |
Tavern-Sitter Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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This bar bowling ain't working! I can't keep stopping to pick shattered glass out of Barney's face every five minutes. |
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Guess I'm gonna have to ask one of you guys to watch the bar so I can practice? |
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Happy to do it. What do we get paid? |
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How about I give you all the nickels and dimes I fish out of the urinals? But no quarters! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I'm back. Wait a second... what's that weird smell? |
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It's the absence of vomit. |
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We scrubbed the floor with that bucket of mop water behind the bar. |
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That wasn't mop water – that was for watering down the booze! |
Tavern-Sitter Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Whoever watches the bar has to be more like me: morally flexible but physically brittle, and with a gambling problem. |
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Hands up barkeep! Gimme all your cash and no one gets hurt! |
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Bingo! |
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Bingo? Where? Put all my money on I29! |
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Perfect. How about instead of robbing the place, you watch it for a few hours? |
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That sounds suspiciously like honest work. |
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Trust me, it ain't. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I can't believe you let Snake watch the bar over me. He took all your money! |
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Better than taking all my beer! |