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The Bloviator
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Event

Burns' Casino 2016 Event

Release Date

March 17, 2016

Number of Quests

5

Premium Quest?

Nope

Limited Time?

Check

Main Quests

The Wages of Sin

The Bloviator was a limited-time side questline released on March 17, 2016 for the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. It required Reclusive Mr. Burns.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Bloviator Pt. 1 Make Burns Mope With Ennui 12h Cash100
XP10
Smithers
The Bloviator Pt. 2 Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Fade From the Public Eye
Make Smithers Deny Requests for Access
24h
24h
Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
The Bloviator Pt. 3 Make Smithers Do All the Work
Make Mr. Burns Watch “Ice Station Zebra”
12h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
The Bloviator Pt. 4 Make Reclusive Burns Sink Into Obscurity 4h Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns
The Bloviator Pt. 5 Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Feel Sunlight on His Face 8h Cash100
XP10
Mr. Burns

Dialogue Edit

The Bloviator Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Smithers, I'm bored.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon I've done everything a billionaire can.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Dated pop stars, bought politicians, endowed museums...
Smithers Icon Yes, your “Museum of Hatred of the Poor” has the lowest attendance of any in the country.
Smithers Icon You haven't run for political office yet.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon And I won't. I'm a billionaire, not a self-glorifying moronic egomaniac.
Smithers Icon Didn't know there was a difference, sir.

The Bloviator Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon I've figured it out, Smithers. The one billionaire thing I've never done.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon I'm going to become an eccentric recluse, like my young friend Howard Hughes.
Smithers Icon He died unloved and alone, sir.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Well, I won't make his mistake.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon I won't die.

The Bloviator Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon I've brought you the mail, sir.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Did you clean it thoroughly? It might be infected with one of the four humors. Bile or something.
Smithers Icon I think you're becoming a little obsessive.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Nonsense. Now bring me a pink napkin.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon I need to cover my genitals while I sit naked, repeatedly watching the 1968 blockbuster “Ice Station Zebra.”
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Yep, Howard Hughes really did that.

The Bloviator Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon Sir, you need to come out of this movie screening room. You have a casino and power plant to run.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Sorry. Recluse.
Smithers Icon Can I at least take away some of these jars of urine?
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon No! I just finished arranging them in a perfect pent-heptagon.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon You're covered in germs, Smithers. I banish you from my presence.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon From now on, I want my chicken and milk delivered by drone.

The Bloviator Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon Mr. Burns, you can't continue to live by yourself in a darkened penthouse on top of a casino hotel.
Smithers Icon They need the penthouse for Pitbull.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon That chrome-dome gallimaufry? He's still a thing?
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Oh, very well. I'm starting to miss spending time with my fellow humans.
Reclusive Mr. Burns Icon Setting hounds on them... dropping them down trap doors...
Smithers Icon Yes, you're what America needs more of: billionaires messing around with us.

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