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The Caveman's Lover
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Content Update

Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

May 30, 2017

Number of Quests

5

The Caveman's Lover is a questline released on May 30, 2017, during the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 Event. It requires the character Caveman Moe.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1 Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe 12h Cash100
XP10
Caveman Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2 Make Moe Serve Drinks
Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar
4h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Caveman Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3 Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate 4h Cash100
XP10
Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4 Make Moe Psyche Himself Up
Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella *
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Moe
The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5 Make Moe Drink Booooooooze 4h Cash200
XP20
Moe

* Does not require Cavegirl Booberella.

Dialogue Edit

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Carl Icon What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always.
Caveman Moe Annoyed Icon UGG! UGG-UGG!
Moe Shocked Icon Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal?
Carl Icon He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?
Caveman Moe Sad Icon nugg...
Carl Icon Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Caveman Moe Annoyed Icon UGG! WUGG UGG!
Homer Icon Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp.
Moe Angry Icon That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge!
Homer Guilty Icon ...
Moe Exhausted Icon Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.
Caveman Moe Happy Icon *CAVEMAN LAUGH*
Moe Shocked Icon What? You don't think I can get a girl?
Caveman Moe Annoyed Icon NUGG!
Moe Angry Icon Oh, like you could do better! ‘Least I sorta talk good!

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella?
Cavegirl Booberella Surprised Icon Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly!
Moe Angry Icon That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me
Moe Sad Icon *sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up.
Caveman Moe Icon Ugg ugg...
Cavegirl Booberella Happy Icon Well hello there, handsome...

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Shocked Icon Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me?
Cavegirl Booberella Sad Icon Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me.
Moe Worried Icon What's that supposed to mean?
Cavegirl Booberella Happy Icon He sees my BOOOOOOBS.

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