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The Epic-Cure
Crab Juice Can Sidebar

Content Update

Superheroes 2016 Event

Level Required

20

Release Date

July 12, 2016

Number of Quests

4

Preceded by

Claw & Order (Issue 2)

Succeeded by

A Crab in a Cage

The Epic-Cure was the first main questline for Issue 3 of the Superheroes 2016 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Epic-Cure Pt. 1 Make Fallout Boy Test His Theory
Make Lisa Analyze a Crab Juice Can
Make The Collector Lament the Convenient Plot Device
8h
8h
8h
XP10
Crab Juice100
Auto
The Epic-Cure Pt. 2 Make the Sequel Squad Sneak Crab Juice into Food (x5) 4h XP10
Crab Juice100
Auto
The Epic-Cure Pt. 3 Make the Sequel Squad Sabotage the Squishee Machine (x3)
Make the Sequel Squad Tamper with All the Food (x5)
4h
4h
XP10
Crab Juice100
Auto
The Epic-Cure Pt. 4 Make Homer Spike Drinks 12h XP10
Crab Juice100
Auto

Dialogue Edit

The Epic-Cure Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Surprised Icon Pie Man, you're seriously eating Soilant Red chocolate bars, after you know what they do to you?
Pie Man Mouthful Icon So slap me, I love chocolate.
Fallout Boy Determined Icon Yet you're not walking sideways...
Lisa Surprised Icon Fallout Boy, look! There's a bunch of crab juice cans in the garbage.
Pie Man Happy Icon Truth! I love chocolate AND crab juice.
Fallout Boy Surprised Icon Is this what we've been looking for? Could crab juice be the miracle we need to cure Springfield?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Determined Icon The crab DNA in the crab juice and the virus in the Soilant Red have... cancelled each other out!
Lisa Deadpan Icon I can't believe it…
Lisa Annoyed Icon My Dad's disgusting food combination has produced a cure!

The Epic-Cure Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Determined Icon Now that we have a cure, we need to administer it.
Fallout Boy Determined Icon Let's sneak into Springfield Elementary and add some crab juice to all the food.
Lisa Nagging Icon I'd say crab juice would ruin cafeteria food, but I really can't say that.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Willie Hungover Icon Aw me bawheid! I musta got so blootered, I cannae remember the past few days.
Skinner Annoyed Icon I too was “blootered” Willie. Fallout Boy was right. Our minds have been tampered with!
Skinner Annoyed Icon Horrifying! We were a Manus and a Mersus away from becoming crabs!
Ralph Happy Icon Dip me in butter! I'm a crudstacean!

The Epic-Cure Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Happy Icon Phew! We cured quite a few people already. But there are innocent citizens still at risk of crabbing out!
Lisa Icon We need to find a place where all of Springfield buys food. A local store…
Pie Man Happy Icon Moe's Tavern?
Lisa Annoyed Icon I said "store" Dad, not "bar"...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Confused Icon What happened? The last thing I remember is sampling new Soilant Red lipstick.
Pie Man Icon Then you started walking sideways and making bubbles. It was cute in a scary sort of way.
Wiggum Icon I only remember eating… one… maybe two of those Soilant Red donuts. Okay, maybe ten or twelve.

The Epic-Cure Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Fallout Boy Determined Icon Now to save Moe's Tavern! Pie Man, I have a feeling you'll want to take that assignment.
Pie Man Happy Icon Yes! And to disguise myself, I will appear as a loud, heavy-drinking, overweight patron.
Lisa Sad Icon That's my Dad!
Pie Man Sad Icon True. Your Dad has good qualities too... I'll get back to you on those.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Exhausted Icon I usually don't like anyone spikin' my unspiked booze, but I gotta hand it to you, Homer…
Lenny Sad Icon Yeah, you saved us all from lives of being crabs!
Barney Drunk Icon Although I was looking forward to *BURP* passing out in the ocean.
Carl Annoyed Icon Man, I'm never touching Soilant Red products ever again. Screw Dr. Krabokov!

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