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The French Love Connection
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Destination Springfield 2017 Event

Level Required

5

Release Date

January 31, 2017

Number of Quests

6

The French Love Connection is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the characters César and Ugolin.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The French Love Connection Pt. Un Make César Sell Street Wine
Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Deux Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money
Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats
4h
60m
Cash100
XP10
César
The French Love Connection Pt. Trois Make César Practice Love Therapy
Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre Make César Give Existentialist Advice
Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice
Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection (x5)
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Ugolin
The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq Make Ugolin Go His Own Way
Make César Smoke French Cigarettes
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
César
The French Love Connection Pt. Six Make Ugolin Hunt Rats
Make César Hunt Rats
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Ugolin

Dialogue Edit

The French Love Connection Pt. Un Edit

Character Dialogue
Ugolin Icon Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
César Happy Icon Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
Ugolin Sad Icon Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
César Icon This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
César Happy Icon America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.

The French Love Connection Pt. Deux Edit

Character Dialogue
César Sad Icon I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
César Icon Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
César Happy Icon Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
Ugolin Sad Icon We have no money for food!
César Happy Icon Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.

The French Love Connection Pt. Trois Edit

Character Dialogue
Ugolin Surprised Icon César, I know how we can succeed in America!
Ugolin Happy Icon Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
César Happy Icon Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
Ugolin Happy Icon We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!

The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre Edit

Character Dialogue
Ugolin Icon Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
César Icon And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
Milhouse Confused Icon There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
César Icon Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
Ugolin Happy Icon Or, try and find some shared interests.

The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Hello, French Love Connection.
Quimby Embarrassed Icon I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
César Icon Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
Quimby Confused Icon I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
Ugolin Icon César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
Ugolin Annoyed Icon Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!

The French Love Connection Pt. Six Edit

Character Dialogue
Ugolin Sad Icon César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
César Happy Icon Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
Ugolin Surprised Icon Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
César Icon No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
Ugolin Happy Icon Rat hunt?

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