The French Love Connection is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the characters César and Ugolin.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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The French Love Connection Pt. Un
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Make César Sell Street Wine Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Ugolin
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The French Love Connection Pt. Deux
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Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats
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4h 60m
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100 10
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César
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The French Love Connection Pt. Trois
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Make César Practice Love Therapy Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Ugolin
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The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre
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Make César Give Existentialist Advice Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection (x5)
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4h 4h 4h
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100 10
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Ugolin
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The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq
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Make Ugolin Go His Own Way Make César Smoke French Cigarettes
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4h 4h
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100 10
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César
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The French Love Connection Pt. Six
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Make Ugolin Hunt Rats Make César Hunt Rats
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60m 60m
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100 10
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Ugolin
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Dialogue[]
The French Love Connection Pt. Un[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
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Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
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Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
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This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
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America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.
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The French Love Connection Pt. Deux[]
Character
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Dialogue
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I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
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Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
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Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
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We have no money for food!
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Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.
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The French Love Connection Pt. Trois[]
Character
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Dialogue
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César, I know how we can succeed in America!
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Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
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Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
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We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!
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The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
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And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
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There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
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Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
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Or, try and find some shared interests.
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The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Hello, French Love Connection.
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I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
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Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
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I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
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César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
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Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!
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The French Love Connection Pt. Six[]
Character
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Dialogue
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César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
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Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
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Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
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No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
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Rat hunt?
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