FANDOM


The Full Nelson
Football Nelson Icon

Event

Tap Ball 2015 Event

Level Required

21

Release Date

June 23, 2015

Number of Quests

5

The Full Nelson is a premium limited time side questline involving the character Nelson Muntz and his Football Nelson's costume. It was released on June 23, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 1.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Full Nelson Pt.1 Make Football Nelson Bully Homer
Make Bart Chuckle To Himself
4h
4h
Cash100, XP10 Nelson
The Full Nelson Pt.2 Make Soccer Lisa Kick The Soccer Ball
Make Football Nelson Go Long
Make Pin Pal Apu Bowl For Goal
4h
4h
4h
Cash100, XP10 Homer
The Full Nelson Pt.3 Make Bart Run Into The Fence
Make Lisa Trip Over The Ball
Make Football Nelson Yell Angrily
12h
12h
12h
Cash100, XP10 Homer
The Full Nelson Pt.4 Make Homer Eavesdrop On The Kids 60m Cash100, XP10 Lisa
The Full Nelson Pt.5 Make Soccer Lisa Kick The Ball
Make Pin Pal Apu Bowl The Ball
Make Bart Throw The Ball
Make Football Nelson Score A Ball Down
8h
8h
8h
8h
Cash100, XP10 Homer

DialogueEdit

The Full Nelson Pt.1Edit

Character Dialogue
Football Nelson Annoyed Icon "Hey, Simpson! How come the field is measured in feet instead of Nelson steps?"
Bart Scared Icon "It’s not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him."
Football Nelson Annoyed Icon "Maybe I will! I'll bully him good!"
Bart Happy Icon "Yes. Oh my God, yes. This is fantastic. Can I watch?"
Football Nelson Icon "He's your dad. If you want to watch him get humiliated by a child, I got no right to say no."
Bart Happy Icon "Yay!"

The Full Nelson Pt.2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Angry Icon "Listen up, team. I'm not going to sugar coat this -- you're terrible Tap Ball players, and therefore terrible people."
Apu Angry Icon "Mr. Homer, I am still not entirely clear on what I'm supposed to do with this bowling ball."
Homer Furious Icon "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN, THAT'S WHAT!"
Lisa Annoyed Icon "Maybe if the rules didn't change every five minutes, we could get better."
Homer Furious Icon "IT'S THE SIMPLEST GAME EVER INVENTED! NOW WIN! APU, BOWL THAT BALL!"
Homer Furious Icon "BART, PUTT THE BOOMERANG INTO THE THING! NELSON, GO LONG! LISA THROW THE SOCCERBALL TO NELSON!"
Homer Furious Icon "I mean, I just can't make it any simpler for you people."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Woohoo Icon "YES! THAT'S IT! NOW WE'RE PLAYING SOME TAP BALL!"

The Full Nelson Pt.3Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Okay, team. You've really been looking sharp lately. I want to try a new play."
Homer Furious Icon "Bart, run a hook-and-ladder. Nelson, you track down the Golden Snitch. Lisa, bunt the ball for a home run."
Lisa Annoyed Icon "I understood precisely none of that."
Homer Serious Icon "One-two-three hike!"
Football Nelson Sad Icon "What am I supposed to do, again?"
Homer Icon "I said hike! The hike has happened! Now go go go!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Angry Icon "I'm just...not...getting....through to you people."
Lisa Annoyed Icon "I'd like to suggest that maybe you're an awful coach."
Homer Angry Icon "That can't be it. No, we should just run the play again until we get it right."
Lisa Confused Icon "But nobody understands--"
Homer Furious Icon "One-two-three hike!"

The Full Nelson Pt.4Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon "It's weird. I still have no idea how Tap Ball works, but I can somehow tell we're awful at it."
Bart Rollingeyes Icon "Eh, as long as Dad's unhappy, I'm happy."
Lisa Annoyed Icon "Well, I'm sorry, but if I'm going to do something, I want to do it well."
Bart Icon "It's weird that the same DNA could make a you and a me."
Lisa Sad Icon "We were doing so well before, though. What's the secret?"
Bart Icon "All I know is, I tend to do my best when Nelson threatens to kick my butt if I don't."
Bart Icon "I've never really found any other reason to do well at anything."
Lisa Icon "He is a strangely good motivator..."

The Full Nelson Pt.5Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon "Gather ‘round, team! I've figured out how to make us great."
Homer Serious Icon "Let's run the same play as before. This time, though, I'm authorizing Nelson to atomic wedgie anyone who messes up."
Homer Icon "No team can succeed if it doesn't bully itself. It worked for John Wooden's UCLA basketball teams, and it can work for us."
Homer Icon "Seriously, watch the tapes. If anyone ever missed a shot, the young Lew Alcindor would subtly purple nurple him on the way back up the court."

TriviaEdit

GalleryEdit

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.