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The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle
Greta Wolfcastle

Level

31

Release Date

October 22, 2014

Number of Quests

5

Succeeded By

The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle is the first part of Greta Wolfcastle's quests.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 1 Make Greta Sit in Silence Greta 4h
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 2 Make Greta Sit in More Silence Greta 8h
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 3 Make Greta Consider Spending the Rest of Her Life Alone Greta 24h
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 4 Make Greta Work Through Willie's Daddy Issues Greta 4h
The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 5 Make Willie Teach Rainier to Teach How to Play Ball Willie 24h

DialogueEdit

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "Hello, little girl. Have you been separated from your parents?"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Dad, it's me."
Wolfcastle Icon *looks around*
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Your daughter."
Wolfcastle Icon *looks around*
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Your only biological offspring."
Wolfcastle Icon "Ah, ye! Hello..."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "...Greta."
Wolfcastle Icon "I know."

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "So… Dad. How've you been?"
Wolfcastle Icon "Pretty good. I'm on TV now."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "That's great!"
Wolfcastle Icon ...
Greta Wolfcastle Icon ...
Wolfcastle Icon "What — what'd you say??"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Nothing."
Wolfcastle Icon "Oh."

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon *spits*
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Wow, Bart. Your loogies are so heavy. Very impressive!"
Bart Icon "Oh, thanks! It's all in the positioning of--"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon *cries*
Bart Icon "Oh, boy. When you're done crying, come find me and I'll apologize for whatever I did."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Bart, I don't actually like your loogies!"
Bart Icon "You don't?"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "No! I only find you and your mucus irresistible because I so clearly have issues with my father!"
Bart Icon "Oh God, the daughter of a movie star has daddy issues!"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "I've become a cliché! A horrible, horrible cliché!"

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Principal Skinner, I'd like to see the school therapist."
Skinner Icon "Unfortunately, we had to get rid of our counselor due to budget cuts."
"So, you'll be divulging your deepest, darkest thoughts to our very talented gardener."
Willie Icon "Welcome to Willie's shack, lassie! What brings you in today -- therapy or the fish-gutting seminar I conduct?"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Um... therapy."
Willie Icon "Don't be embarrassed. You would not believe how many people don't know how to properly gut a fish."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "I said therapy."
Willie Icon " Oh. Okay, why don't you start us off..."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Well, I've been having some issues that I believe stem from my relationship with my father. He's never around, doesn't know I exist--"
Willie Icon " Daddy issues?!"
"Here's my prescription -- go outside and dig your own grave every day till you finish!"
"You'll sleep like a baby and the constant reminder of death will make you appreciate every second of your God-forsaken life."
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Actually, I think it would be better if I talked this stuff out."
"A girl's good bond with her father affects all her future relationships with men."
Willie Icon "Nonsense. My Dad was never around, and neither me nor any of my twelve sisters has even HAD a relationship!"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "That's terrible! You know, I think it's important for boys to have quality time with their fathers too."
Willie Icon "It is? Oh dear Lord."
"I hate my father!"
*sobs* "I hate him good!"
*more sobs* "Haven't ye ever wondered why I've never amounted to anything?"
Greta Wolfcastle Icon "Um..."
Willie Icon "Well I have! I think about it all the time!"

The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle Pt. 5Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "Vhat's wrong, Groundskeeper man?"
Willie Icon "Turns out I'm depressed."
"My father was so busy chasing Scottish legends that he never even taught me how to throw a ball."
Wolfcastle Icon "I can relate. I was too busy making many movies that I never learned how to teach someone to throw a ball."
Willie Icon "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Wolfcastle Icon "Something vill pop up and tell us if we are."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon "Why are we throwing ball, when we're both so terrible at it?"
"Why don't we bond by you watching me film my newest blockbuster movie “McBain VIII: I'll Kill Anyone".
Willie Icon "Getting invited to a Hollywood movie set is all I ever wanted from a father."

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