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The Investorettes
Fleet-A-Pita Van

Level Required


Release Date

November 7, 2013

Number of Quests


Preceded By

Money vs. Milhouse

Succeeded By

Hardly Kirk-Ing

The Investorettes is the second part of the Luann Van Houten quests.


Quest Requirements Time
The Investorettes Pt. 1 Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting
Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting
Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting
The Investorettes Pt. 2 Place a Fleet-A-Pita Van
The Investorettes Pt. 3 Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift
Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita
The Investorettes Pt. 4 Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas
Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita


The Investorettes Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?"
Luann Icon "Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you."
Luann Icon "Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973."
Agnes Icon "We’ve been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can’t decide which. We’d love your opinion."
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "I’m leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs."
Agnes Icon "And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ideas. We’re in quite the stand off."

The Investorettes Pt. 2Edit


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?"
Luann Icon "The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet!"


Character Dialogue
Agnes Icon "I’m in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about “Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!”"

The Investorettes Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’!"
Agnes Icon "My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock."
Luann Icon "Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?"
Luann Icon "We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing."
Luann Excited Icon "Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up."

The Investorettes Pt. 4Edit


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "We’re a hit! All those years spent embezzling field trip money have finally paid off."
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot."
Luann Icon "It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline and expand, expand, expand!"


Character Dialogue
Luann Excited Icon "Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough."
Luann Icon "I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows."
Agnes Icon "I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped."
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid-"
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "-ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles!"
Agnes Icon "Ladies, we’ve done it again. Investorettes: 1 Springfield: 0. Suck it, Sucktown!"
Mrs. Krabappel Icon "You’re not allowed to come up with anymore slogans."


Reoccurring I Choo-Choo-Choose You · Quicky at the Kwik-E · The Taxman Commeth · It's Either This or a Bath · Hey Look, It Floats! · It's Not Easy Being Green
Tutorial Square One · Springfield Cleaners · The New Evergreen Terrace · Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart · The Others · The Box, the Box! · Soylent Bean · Thank Ganesh · Working Hard · The Mysterious Brown House · Green Thumb · Donut-denominated Decorations · Property Values · · Professor Frink (quest chain) · Duffman (quest chain) · Kearney (quest chain) · Hans Moleman (quest chain) · Something for the Resume
Level 5 myPad · That Ain't Right · Getting Benched · Hardly Working · Pave Paradise · Slack-Jawed Yokel · Flaw and Order
Level 7 Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef
Level 8 Thrillhouse
Level 9 We Do Need Yes Education
Level 10 Schoolhouse Crock · Krusty Burger Heavy User
Level 11 It's Pronounced Nu-cular
Level 12 Bart Crusoe · Springfield Library Quests
Level 13 The Dungeon Keeper
Level 14 The Passion of the Flanders · They Have Internet on Computers Now?
Level 15 Is There an Al Coholic Here · Free Band-Aids With Every Cut
Level 16 Double Down on She's A Loser · Truffle Surprise
Level 17 We Don't Sell myPods · Miranda Rights
Level 18 As American As Apple Pie · Luigi's Quests
Level 19 Springfield Penitentiary Quests · Retirement Castle Quests · · The Cranky Man Can · Calamity Case
Level 20 Town Hall Quests · · Krustylu Studios (quest chain) · The Family Business
Level 21 Muntz Quests · · Look What the Cat Dragged In
Level 22 Krabappel Quests · · Otto (quest chain)
Level 23 Channel 6 Quests · · Bumblebee Man (quest chain)
Level 24 Hibbert Family Practice Quests · Hospital Quests · · Dr. Nick (quest chain)
Level 25 Executive Lackey · Rolling in It \ Ain't No Mountain High Enough · Mr. Moneybags
Level 26 This Little Wiggy
Level 27 Buddha's Got Back · Lenny and Carl Quests · · Princess Pride
Level 28 The Cleaner · Businessman's Social Club Quests · · The Texan With No Shame
Level 29 There Are Winners And Skinners · Couch Surfin' U.S.A
Level 30 Military Antiques · · Jasper (quest chain)
Level 31 Celeb-o-mania · · McBain (quest chain) · The Girl Who Cried Wolfcastle · The Girl Who Gets A Dragon Tattoo
Level 32 Rod And Todd · Bread And Putter · · Kamp Bart (quest chain)
Level 33 Bad Cops · · Arnie Pye in the Sky
Level 34 SKINNERRR? · Night at the Knowledgeum · High School Low · · The Trouble With Twins
Level 35 For the Love of Marge · Career Aspirations · Up In Smoke · · Much Ado About Jub Jub · Saturday Night Fever
Level 36 Running with the Bullies · · Rebel Without A Pause
Level 37 Bachelor Arms · Weekend Dad · · Money vs. Milhouse · The Investorettes · Hardly Kirk-Ing
Level 38 Scandalous Spending · Two Extra Eyes On Springfield · Snyder House Rules · · The Devil Wears Blue
Level 39 A Perfectly Cromulent Job · · A Love Embiggened
Level 40 Chocolate Pain · · Tipsy-Turvy
Level 41 Vulgari Aspirations · · Hibbert's Got Shed
Level 42 Islands in the Revenue Stream · Krusty the Hair Colorist · · Bindle There, Done That · Hobo You Didn't!
Level 43 The Princess and the Pea-Brain · Twins Just Want to Have Fun
Level 44 Database Recovery · Bonsai Vivant · Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update · 99 Luft-Word-Balloons · Bloatation Device · · Yellow Blues · Fuguaboutit · Demographic Rude-ity · A Deep Bonsai of Relief · Sensei You, Sensei Me · I Think I'm Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)
Level 45 The Way I Wish We Was · Burning the Midnight Oil · · You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter · The Magic Schoolbus
Level 46 Easy A · Dr. Feelgood · One Small Bounce For Man...
Level 47 The Cost of Living · Testify! · Siren Song
Level 48 Smells Like Mean Spirit · Double Trouble · · Country on the Inside
Level 49 Baking Bread · Low Costa Nostra
Level 50 The Joy of Gossip · The Real Investorettes · · Back from the Future
Level 51 The Ungrateful Dead · Lowering the Bar · Physician, Heal Thyself · · The Tell-Tale Plant Worker · A Sign of the Grimes
Level 52 Dora the Endorser · Sushi Ralph · · Kruption
Level 53 Higher Class of Politics · Relationship of Inconvenience · · Insert Credit Card
Level 54 A Woman's Work · To Catch a Cougar · · Rock, Paper, Sister
Level 55 The Price of Donuts · Filming Springfield · · Herb Stomp · Herbitation · Nostalgia and Kitsch
Level 56 A Drop in the Bucket · Fear and Loathing in Springfield · Convention Retention · · Safety Dance
Level 57 Old Gray Marriage · Grumpy Grumpy Grampos · Shotgun Wedding · · All the Belles and Whistles · · · Rosh Hashanah
Level 58 Frankie the Politician · The Comic's Town Affair · · Casinofellas
Level 59 Girl Next Cell Over · A Krusty Reunion · · The Usual Suspect · The Heist That Started It All

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    • I bought LuAnn and the Cracker Factory after the Helen Lovejoy quest (level 50). I completed all steps of The Investorettes, Money and Milhou...
    • From your description(the wrestlng match) I would guess you have completed "The Real Investorettes"(there is no page for it, but I hope I'll...

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