"Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’!"
"My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock."
"Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?" "We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing." "Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up."
"Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough." "I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows."
"I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped."
"I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid-" "-ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles!"