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The Investorettes
Fleet-A-Pita Van

Level Required


Release Date

November 7, 2013

Number of Quests


Preceded By

Money vs. Milhouse

Succeeded By

Hardly Kirk-Ing

The Investorettes is the second part of the Luann Van Houten quests.


Quest Requirements Time
The Investorettes Pt. 1 Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting
Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting
Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting
The Investorettes Pt. 2 Place a Fleet-A-Pita Van
The Investorettes Pt. 3 Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift
Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita
The Investorettes Pt. 4 Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas
Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita


The Investorettes Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Ednaicon "The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?"
Luannicon "Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you."
"Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973."
Agnesicon "We’ve been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can’t decide which. We’d love your opinion."
Ednaicon "I’m leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs."
Agnesicon "And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ideas. We’re in quite the stand off."

The Investorettes Pt. 2Edit


Character Dialogue
Ednaicon "You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?"
Luannicon "The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet!"


Character Dialogue
Agnesicon "I’m in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about “Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!”"

The Investorettes Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Ednaicon "Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’!"
Agnesicon "My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock."
Luannicon "Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?"
"We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing."
"Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up."

The Investorettes Pt. 4Edit


Character Dialogue
Ednaicon "We’re a hit! All those years spent embezzling field trip money have finally paid off."
"And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot."
Luannicon "It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline and expand, expand, expand!"


Character Dialogue
Luannicon "Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough."
"I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows."
Agnesicon "I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped."
Ednaicon "I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid-"
"-ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles!"
Agnesicon "Ladies, we’ve done it again. Investorettes: 1 Springfield: 0. Suck it, Sucktown!"
Ednaicon "You’re not allowed to come up with anymore slogans."


Reoccurring I Choo-Choo-Choose You · Quicky at the Kwik-E · The Taxman Commeth · It's Either This or a Bath · Hey Look, It Floats! · It's Not Easy Being Green
Tutorial Square One · Springfield Cleaners · The New Evergreen Terrace · Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart · The Others · The Box, the Box! · Soylent Bean · Thank Ganesh · Working Hard · The Mysterious Brown House · Green Thumb · Donut-denominated Decorations · Property Values
Level 5 myPad · That Ain't Right · Getting Benched · Hardly Working · Pave Paradise · Slack-Jawed Yokel · Flaw and Order
Level 7 Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef
Level 8 Thrillhouse
Level 9 We Do Need Yes Education
Level 10 Schoolhouse Crock · Krusty Burger Heavy User
Level 11 It's Pronounced Nu-cular
Level 12 Bart Crusoe · Springfield Library Quests
Level 13 The Dungeon Keeper
Level 14 The Passion of the Flanders · They Have Internet on Computers Now?
Level 15 Is There an Al Coholic Here · Free Band-Aids With Every Cut
Level 16 Double Down on She's A Loser · Truffle Surprise
Level 17 We Don't Sell myPods · Miranda Rights
Level 18 As American As Apple Pie · Luigi's Quests
Level 19 Springfield Penitentiary Quests · Retirement Castle Quests
Level 20 Town Hall Quests
Level 21 Muntz Quests
Level 22 Krabappel Quests
Level 23 Channel 6 Quests
Level 24 Hibbert Family Practice Quests · Hospital Quests
Level 25 Executive Lackey
Level 26 This Little Wiggy
Level 27 Buddha's Got Back · Lenny's Downfall · Carl's Rise Up The Ladder · True Bromance
Level 28 The Cleaner · Businessman's Social Club Quests
Level 29 There Are Winners And Skinners · Couch Surfin' U.S.A
Level 30 Military Antiques
Level 31 Celeb-o-mania
Level 32 Rod And Todd · Bread And Putter
Level 33 Bad Cops
Level 34 SKINNERRR? · Night at the Knowledgeum · High School Low
Level 35 For the Love of Marge · Career Aspirations · Up In Smoke
Level 36 Running with the Bullies
Level 37 Bachelor Arms · Weekend Dad
Level 38 Scandalous Spending · Two Extra Eyes On Springfield · Snyder House Rules
Level 39 A Perfectly Cromulent Job
Level 40 Chocolate Pain
Level 41 Vulgari Aspirations
Level 42 Islands in the Revenue Stream · Krusty the Hair Colorist
Level 43 The Princess and the Pea-Brain
Level 44 Database Recovery · Bonsai Vivant · Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update · 99 Luft-Word-Balloons · Bloatation Device
Level 45 The Way I Wish We Was
Level 46 Easy A · Dr. Feelgood · One Small Bounce For Man...
Level 47 The Cost of Living · Testify!
Level 48 Smells Like Mean Spirit
Level 49 Baking Bread
Level 50 The Joy of Gossip
Level 51 The Ungrateful Dead · Lowering the Bar · · Physician, Heal Thyself
Level 52 Dora the Endorser · Sushi Ralph · · · Rolling in It \ Ain't No Mountain High Enough · Mr. Moneybags
Level 53 Higher Class of Politics · Relationship of Inconvenience
Level 54 A Woman's Work · To Catch a Cougar · · Rock, Paper, Sister
Level 55 The Price of Donuts · Filming Springfield · · Herb Stomp · Herbitation · Nostalgia and Kitsch

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