The Investorettes

The Investorettes is the second part of the Luann Van Houten quests.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time
The Investorettes Pt. 1	Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting	12h
The Investorettes Pt. 2	Place a Fleet-A-Pita Van
The Investorettes Pt. 3	Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	16h
The Investorettes Pt. 4	Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	16h

Character	Dialogue
	"The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?"
	"Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you."
	"Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973."
	"We’ve been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can’t decide which. We’d love your opinion."
	"I’m leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs."
	"And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ideas. We’re in quite the stand off."

Character	Dialogue
	"You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?"
	"The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet!"

Character	Dialogue
	"I’m in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about “Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!”"

Character	Dialogue
	"Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’!"
	"My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock."
	"Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?"
	"We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing."
	"Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up."

Character	Dialogue
	"We’re a hit! All those years spent embezzling field trip money have finally paid off."
	"And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school’s parking lot."
	"It’s time to act like my husband’s waistline and expand, expand, expand!"

Character	Dialogue
	"Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we’re raking in the dough."
	"I think it’s finally time to splurge a little bit. I’m going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows."
	"I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped."
	"I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid-"
	"-ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles!"
	"Ladies, we’ve done it again. Investorettes: 1 Springfield: 0. Suck it, Sucktown!"
	"You’re not allowed to come up with anymore slogans."