The Krusty-Less Place on Earth was a limited-time questline released on May 30, 2018, as the short quest intro to the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event.
It leads player through destroying Krustyland Expansion. It was succeeded by the Act 1 main questline The Itchy-Est Place on Earth, during which the Krustyland is rebuilt back in Springfield.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 1 | Make Springfielders Complain About Krustyland (x3) | 6s |  100 10
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Auto |
| The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2 | Return to Krustyland Nuke Krustyland |
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??? | Quimby |
Dialogue[]
The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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Krustyland has become an eyesore. No one even goes there anymore! |
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Well, none of us thought our little town would be around so long that it would matter. |
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I mean, six years into this thing, and Sky Finger is still tap-tap-tapping away at us. Why?! |
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There's no logical explanation, but here we are. Your people will not rest until Krustyland is gone! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Maybe I can turn this into a win-win for our little town... |
The Krusty-Less Place on Earth Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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You are hereby notified that Krustyland will be wiped off the map effective immediately. |
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Impossible! It took months of clicking and waiting to build that park! |
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Not to worry. We have found a safe, gentle way to quietly remove your theme park. |
Start to Nuke Krustyland[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Oh No! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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WHAT?! You nuked it? |
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Our friends in the military paid handsomely to test out their newest weapon. |
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The ThrillBuster Anti-Theme Park Tactical Nuclear Warhead is a success! |
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At last, our nation is safe from the threat of fun and rides. |
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These guys prepare for everything. |
| “ | Everything from Krustyland has been salvaged to your storage! You've earned Free Land Tokens from your Krustyland! | ” |
— System message.
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Gallery[]
Ready to Nuke Krustyland? Screen
Ending notification message.
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